I’ll just wait for all those sweet, sweet salvage titles to flood the market.

I always look forward to fall because the weather cools down. Except it fucking doesn’t, and I’ll still be sweating my balls off in October.

I’m imagining Mueller actually saying “...you fucking orange cockbag.”, and it is great.

I am. This summer has been insane, relatively speaking. Sacramento’s always been pretty hot in July, but this year is the first time every day in July had a high temp over 90, and I think we reached 45 or so straight days over 90. It doesn’t surprise me anymore, but I don’t think I’ll ever get used to 110 degrees on a…

11o degrees forecast for the Sacramento area tomorrow. On September 1st. And all that smoke.

Bootstraps my friend, bootstraps.

Fucking seriously.

Yeah, I know. I wonder if Juan Manuel Marquez’s pre-fight regimen is any more effective:

Fucking Browns Vs. the fucking Cardinals in the fucking Super Bowl? Yeah, that’s fucking never fucking happening

Hmm, sounds like a country and election result I know.

“She’s been reading a lot about how to transform sexual energy into creative power...”

Your welcome! Just doing my part to prevent any fake news from getting out there.

When did I say I was?

I’m not sure. I’m on the fence.

So your agreeing with me then.

Your not the real Sergio Marchionne.

You think that’s bad? Wait until he unveils The Rape of Nanking.

As a running back, Le’Veon Bell will be considered washed up by the time he reaches 30 years old. Matt Stafford will be just coming into his prime, or so the Lions hope. He’ll be taking a shit on the field 10 years after Le’Veon is gone.

There’s always gotta be a donkey truther.

Yes