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Art Vandelay Silva
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Lexy Panterra’s claim to fame is “World’s #1 Twerker”, so there’s that.

Pictured, where the numbers came from:

“Who you calling average?”

Why don’t you go chew on some aluminium foil.

I bet you change “tyres” too.

No, there is not.

Good point.

Complete with the better looking euro headlights.

I can picture it now, “culinary tourists” and “foodies” stuffing their fucking faces full of Eyetalian food..

I remember that commercial. I am old.

Good to know!

I’ve always thought that the shitty interior materials used in these were a big letdown.

I don’t want to survive if it involves dandruff, okay motherfucker?

Holy shit! It IS real. I can’t even...

Please tell me that’s photoshopped. They look like they stopped at a airport gift shop and picked up a couple of genetic hats(except hers says “flotus”). FML

Fun fact: Armagedon has a twin brother, Depimpact.

+1 Grassy Knoll