“Nice moves.”

TL;DR. Modern players refused to buy in to the Triangle offense because current NBA rules have made it obsolete.

The stupid fuck doesn’t drink or smoke, which is half the battle.

Looks like Gsellman’s headed to the Fdisabled list.

AKA the “The Chris Hansen Edition”

Should’ve been this guy:

“Pfft. I used to drive around in a Ferrari 308 GTS.”

Great example of teammates splitting the vote, and the season. If you combined Embiid’s 31 games(20.2 points. 7.8 rebounds and 2.5 blocks)
and Saric’s last 30 games(17.9 points, 7.3 rebounds and 3.2 assists), there’s no way Brogdon wins rookie of the year.*

Almost like a layer cake.

It’s called the “Vincent Foster”.

It’s just like West Side Story, but without The Jets.

My exercise motivation comes from the fact that my body is a natural disaster.

“...it sounds characteristically premodern, like a distant volcano cracking open, or an entire island collapsing into the sea lots and lots of tire noise”

What a perfect way to get spyware on to people’s phones...

“Fueling rumors that there’s a hotter Ferrari 488 on the way...”

Musk sounds like he’s exactly the kind of person you’d expect him to be.

I can’t blame the Vikings for doing damage control. They’re just trying to prevent this from mushrooming into a suspension.

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