The Freeze needs to get on the Jamba Juice.

That’s it. I’m renting a flat bed and heading east...

But can she outlift HamNo?

“Salary cap guru Trip MacCracken”

Are you with us, or are you with them*?

Or even get any comments on a Deadspin article apparently.

You sir, are correct. Behold, a great example of the new class of super(gulp) cars:

If you can figure out how to turn that into a measurable metric, you could create a whole new class of supercars! The possibilities are endless.

I think you left off an “egg”.

I feel bad for her.

Just like Subway, their supposed beef was bland, boring, and lacking any substance.

Muzzle brake, not muzzle “break”(that would be a bad thing).

I bet she’s really regretting that cheat day.

Man, I bet she’s regretting that cheat day.

Oh I am but a nobody in the kinja world, dear sir.

You’re doing God’s work...

Be prepared for a fuckton of yesses, as you expected.

“Be your happy place.”

Wait until you see the crowd on Falcon McFalconface bobblehead night!

The coke is strong with this one.