Always gotta make it about himself.

Charles Barkley would fuck Shaq up. Old man strength can never be underestimated:

Yes

I think you might want to find a new slogan.

Your butt problems are yet to come.

Neither is 12 or 13, unfortunately.

Goodell is WRONG. Pooping can be fun. ln fact, I typed this out while pooping in a bathroom stall at my dead end job. Best part of my day so far.

“She’ll be vibing some records.”

Momo’s jiu-jitsu definitely steered her to victory.

I really hope the U.S. comes to his defense, because, well, you know...

Here, have a refreshment:

“Dammit, I told you guys to tunnel 100 yards to the east, not 100 feet!”

Is that in Massachusetts?

Agassi: “Novak, I have just three words of advice for you.”

Hey look! A mouth breather.

Ahh yes, the good old days.

The bar fights would be spectacular.

Get your popcorn ready!