They better. Or else there’ll be hell to pay! We all know how two year-olds act when they don’t get their way.

Evil people live longer. It’s scientific fact.

“And I’m like, you remember he blew a spy just to show off to the Russians, right?”

Believe it or not, he’s getting his overcooked steak and ketchup.

“So maybe I’m missing something? Wouldn’t these be very much the same car? I know it’s a Friday and it’s unusually hot and that does things to the brain, but, uh, what?”

Or four V6 Ecoboost Mustangs.

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Too bad they didn’t conduct a cavity search.

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I don’t think cooking endangered species on it is a valid selling point.

I don’t think cooking endangered species on it is a valid selling point.

Am I doing this right?

This.

Until he goes full-Nicholson, and ends up with whoever is equivalent to Lara Flynn Boyle at that moment in time.

Somewhere, Stan Kroenke is lamenting his lack of slave labor.

They should just do an parallel universe TBBT where Sheldon comes out of the closet in the pilot episode. Think of all the possibilities.

Looks tasty.

You’re referencing the pizza, right?...Right?

Leave Samer out of this.

They’re just trying to save us from all the LGBT jihadis.