Kid’s underweight and allergic to tons of foods. They probably want to give him anything he can tolerate that will “feed” him. 

eh, this is vultures selling on this news to buy it back lower for it to go up when it all blows over. Stock pricing doesn’t mean anything when it comes to work place conditions because it’s just people taking advantage of the situation.

There are these things called confidentiality agreements that mean you could get absolutely ripped apart for doing what you’re suggesting if you get caught. And to what end? Just to harm the company with no financial upside for you specifically? A waste of time and also extremely dangerous.

That’s why the corporation has lawyers on retainer. If you didn’t like your compensation before just wait until it’s $0/hr and you’ve got several lifetimes worth of legal fees to deal with.

So basically it’s a prequel to Pixar’s “Cars” series?

Finally, a kid that can drive themselves to school and all their activities alone!

Or almost any Cronenberg film from the 80's- early 90's.

Great comment. ESPN pays this guy 12 million dollars a year to be the heel. He gets paid a ton of money to make “contrarian” takes on everything so it seems he just does not know when to stop.

There aren’t many Spanish MLB players, historically. On the other hand, there are plenty of Spanish-speaking players...

Yeah, but Mike Trout is the least interesting person on the planet.  Like, baseball is the only thing going on in that guy’s head.  There’s clearly no room for anything resembling a personality.  

With a name like Tanner, this face was inevitable. 

“Blue lives splatter”
That’s beautiful. Thank you.

Oh, hey: I looked up ‘mediocre white man’ in the Blacktionary and it was illustrated thus:

How gullible do they think we are? Next thing you know, they’ll be saying Triscuits aren’t woven by hand in Central America. 

*citation needed

Indeed.

They no longer exist, but they did exist at one point. And yes, they had a laxative effect if a person ate too many. This was a result of the particular sugar alcohol, maltitol, that they used. And the effect of too much maltitol...lives up to its reputation.

Reminds me of a story about basketball legend Julius Erving. When he was playing in the ABA and dominating with his array of never before seen slam dunks, a friend of a rival team’s owner said that he traveled on his way to the basket. The team owner said “Yeah, he takes four steps while he’s in the air.”

They don’t put below average defenders at SS or 2B, explain your reason for the assessment.