Could we get Manny Jacinto as The Human Torch? That would be dope. No more throwing molotov cocktails at his problems.

That game case will still be stuck to that ceiling when the house is eventually torn down and not a minute before. Godspeed, Fahey, and thanks for all the memories.

The NRA is a Russian propaganda firm operating in the US. Of course Russians would have delusions of grandeur about what they can handle when shit goes down.

They want to reboot Cube? Now there’s a name I have not heard in a long time.

Black Hawk Down is great and the cast is incredible.

The DVD came with an undubbed version of the movie. All the original actors were speaking Mandarin and the Chosen One is saying completely different lines from the final cut. Even the musical number was dubbed. The undubbed version involves him singing about Sam Donaldson. 

Technically, Darkman had a sequel but it’s best to forget such things.

Every time Harry Potter was introduced to any tidbit of information, be it a spell, person, password, or bit of historical knowledge my mind kept thinking back to Kung Pow:

Re: Walking Dead

Couldn’t use mutants in their movies/shows so they pushed the people that were similar but totally not mutants. Around this time they had also axed several X-Men comics. Mom and Dad were fighting.

Hello there!

Gimme mah fuggin’ KILTS!

Also known as The Second Best Trick the Devil Ever Pulled.

Yeah, why the hell are they using that song? “She’s my best friend. Yeah, she a real bad [blank], got her own money, she don’t need no [this is where a form of the n-word goes in the unedited song]” How is that a good choice for a movie trailer at all, let alone a Disney property?

Gawker is now owned by a different company entirely. It was sold off years ago.

It is a beautifully imperfect place. I hope that the herbs who own it don’t run the whole thing into the ground.

At least it’s not The Lord of the Rings: Attack of the Orks

Beating his babymama in front of his kids? I believe the urban dictionary term for that is “The O’Reilly Factor.”

Holy crap! It IS Rue! 

I think he was also on one episode of the Masked Singer. He just wanted to be on it and then offered himself up for elimination instead of someone else. He just wanted to say that he’d been on the show. The missus watches/records it and called me in to the room to see it.