Imagine inviting a friend/family member to an alpha of a game you worked hard on, and the mother fucker leaks out the video with a watermark and ID number on it so Monday morning you walk into an office room with your boss and the next five bosses up all asking you to explain why your cousin Chad is such a fucking…

Commenting to list a few more indie titles that I personally already own and think they are pretty good inclusions (some also previously featured in Kotaku): CrossCode, Gonner, Figment, Baba is You, Moon Hunters, Minit, Hidden Folks, Lenna’s Inception, Mewn Base, Bleed 1 and 2, a couple of Rusty Lake puzzle…

She walks like she’s missing structural components of her pelvis.

I’ve been enjoying the game but this keeps taking me out of it. The animation caught my eye immediately. Like I’m supposed to be some badass demon assassin, and I’m strutting like I’m on a runway.

The part that got me most, was when Zack described creating his female character, only to find the options selected were replaced with booty shorts and high heels as soon as the game starts. The “sashay away” walk cycle video kind of cemented it, for me: this game appears to be made for the 13 year old male gaze. Ugh.…

“Ridiculous, everyone knows that only MALES have the physical strength to be paladins or other tanky types, this game isn’t sexist it’s just REALISTIC!”

Two things

Better that then “The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs”

  Wait, is the kid white?  Because that seems like the determining factor in how Fox will cover it.

“Crismis,” please.

Or just join Defector.

Renata: Farewell and best of luck on future endeavors.

Bunch of you need to pull a “Defector but for games” already

Hahahahahahaha this place is on fire. Yall got a SINGLE new writer who felt like they were of the old Kotaku and they left in 6 months. Jeeeeeeeeesus. I have to cobble together my “Actual Kotaku” experience through Tim’s videos, Jason Schreier’s artificially lower word count posts on Bloomberg, Heather I think slowly…

I am sad for her and her well-deserved ambitions, but I am still kind of happy for us and the cause of justice.

Why are you giving this bout a platform?  This isn’t an athletic competition it is sports “entertainment” plain and simple.  Jake Paul’s fighting career has about the same amount of integrity as Trump’s presidency.

As many specialty condiments as there are sold online these days,  this seems like an opening for someone -- if they could figure out a way to do it without violating any of Heinz’ patents.

It’s been so long modern young video game writers don’t even know what single player dlc is.

They needed to attempt to right the ship after the whole Laura debacle

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