She’s totally right. It’s the same reason why, whenever I want to learn about Andre the Giant, I just fly to Stamford, CT and go look at his statue at Titan Towers rather than sit on my couch and watch his matches.

How will we distinguish yours from all the other Trump statues?

So she'd be totally fine with a statue of Osama bin Laden, right in front of the Freedom Phallus in NYC? I mean, as a way of teaching about the evils of terrorism? Someone should ask her about this.

They go to a church which is pro-conversion-therapy and against gay marriage.  They are garbage people.

Single party rule is the system of every AUTHORITARIAN country, not specifically Marxist ones. Lots of fascist countries also like single party rule too. Authoritarianism isn’t a left-right thing.

She isn’t indigenous, despite her fashion sense and long black hair.

I’m waiting for “My sister isn’t racist — her sister-in-law is half Korean!”

They really do think teaching historical facts and social/economic statistics is the “single most divisive threat.” Meanwhile their GOP is trying to discredit our entire system of democracy so they can attain one-party-rule. Which ironically is the system of every Marxist country.

You think you’re kidding, but that’s really a plank in the TX GOP platform.

It’s a small section of the GOP platform to ban critical thinking, altogether.

i am completely here for hidden fish puns

You can also just wipe it off pretty easily, like I do for Mrs Lizardo. You get the same effect with chicken.

Which is the more interesting thing to think about beyond celebrities being screwed: how NORMAL it is now for private equity firms to grab assets from failing or bankrupt companies, and strip them and transform them into new actual value divorced from any old responsibilities, and whether or not that’s a good thing. An…

So you’re saying that all the writers here implicitly condone necrophilia, the favorite pastime of noted necrophiliac Jim Spanfeller?

Who? Never Herb of him. I mean HEARD.

Good advice but keep in mind this was written by a person who works for Jim Spanfeller.

My dermatologist once referred to my bikini line as "traumatic" so...

It could be a funhouse mirror?

Don’t forget facetuning. No photo gets posted unless they’ve eliminated any “flaws”.

I was able to spend 5 quality minutes on the Wicked Weasel website before my wife walked in and started screaming. I highly recommend it.