Oh man, she can walk multiple port keys (eggs) at a time and doesn’t have to buy whatever they call their incubators. It’s hard enough to find an open spot in a gym but having to get three days worth of coins just to buy a freaking incubator irks the hell out of me and I only do it for 10km eggs because it feels like…

Don’t tempt me or the missus with a good time. I haven’t gone on a whole lot of walks during the pandemic and POGO knows this. Every week it’s “You racked up a lot of distance last week!” only to be told I walked somewhere around 7-8 kilometers. For the week. I realize that that is bad. I also realize that I’m tired…

Similar to chicken I guess but with a g at the end. Or like cha-ching but with a k at the start of ching. Cha-king. Basically, the apostrophe nixes the i in chickeng.

Sounds like this bakery thief was caught..

I wonder if the Bean Clan inspired the cannibals from The 13th Warrior. They also lived in deep caves and feasted on the locals.

It’s only 13 months. I know most prison sentences are needlessly long but I kinda wouldn’t mind this guy staying locked up a little bit longer.

Sounds good to me.

I’ve never tried lengua but I agree that al pastor is one of the best options. Possibly the best but I have had some pretty killer fish tacos.

Republican plan: No ranch dressing = no bailout money

(I am looking at you, Sister Krone from The Promised Neverland..)

Claudia was excellent but Bowie.. man, Southern Cross saga was not great and making him related to her simply because they were both black was yeesh.

Okay, but will Jake Gyllenhall get some fun gear in the movie? Like the Hive or an M32 rotary grenade launcher or the True Patriot gear set? Man, that would be rad. Shoot somebody a couple times with an assault rifle and have them explode in a mass of red, white, and blue fireworks that kills nearby enemies.

Always has been.

“Senator Cotton, when would you say was the last time you molested a minor?”

Semantics. They won’t die young. They’ll have a long life and the latter half of it will be filled with doctor appointments, expensive medical procedures, and crippling debt. The way we’re all supposed to die in America.

It seems weird to me that they had to go this route when they already carry the delectable Kickin’ Chickin’ Sandwich. It’s four tenders on Texas toast with hot sauce and ranch. I loved to lean over the plate/carry-out box and eat the sandwich over the fries so the excess sauce dripped down on them. No need for ketchup…

I loved 8-Bit Theater. I still think about the pirates suffering from scurvy because some conman told them that the orange color of Cheetos had the same scurvy-preventing powers of actual oranges.

According to Cucker Farlson, Rittenhouse was a scared widdle 17-year old boy walking around late at night with a gun but Adam Toledo was a scary 13-year old man walking around late at night with a gun.

It’s good to see that America is returning to its natural state now that the pandemic is sort of but not really receding./s

We’ve been trying to make fried eggs at home every so often in the past 2-3 months but keep overcooking the middle. I say we but I’ve only cooked them once and the missus has done the other times. I’ll have to remember these instructions because aside from getting it right once we’ve ended up with over-medium or…