I got my girl one of those SNES Classics because she wanted to play Donkey Kong Country. She also wants to try some other games and I’m like “Baby, you gotta play this Final Fantasy game.”

I wouldn’t consider a ‘97 Geo Metro to be conspicuous. I’d probably make note of it because Geos were kinda crappy and I’d be amazed to see one still on the road 23 years later.

I owned MC Kids when I was a young warthog. I beat it on a couple occasions as well but it definitely takes some work. Lots to explore and the characters slide along the ground easier than the Starsky and/or Hutch could ever dream of gliding across a car hood. Makes tricky jumps even trickier. Gods help you when you…

RIP Wario.

RIP Wario.

I’ve never tried one. Maybe I will some day.

I thought those were seasonal/limited runs. I’m not close to an Arby’s but if that’s still on the menu then it’s yet another reason to want to return to the office later this year. Nevermind that I’ll probably have forgotten about this by then.

Disgraced one-term president Donald J. Trump is back in the news, months after losing the 2020 election by a whopping 7,060,140 votes. To make it easier to visualize what a massive loss that is, that number is greater than the populations of Wyoming, Vermont, North Dakota, South Dakota, Alaska, Delaware, Rhode…

Was reading earlier that the weird flatness of her stomach is a result of lipo. The musculature underneath doesn’t match up with the skin quite right after the fat has been removed and needs massaging over a period of time.

Khloe doesn’t look like Khloe in those commercials. It’s like they filmed it too soon after surgery the way her face is so distorted.

This is about ETHICS in game publishing!!1!

But it’s got Cream of Chicken!

Makes sense that places which support the lunch time crowd for businesses are hurting. I have to go in to the office (downtown Chicago) about once or twice a month for a few hours and most of the businesses are closed. No sense being open when it resembles a ghost town or something out of 28 Days Later. I don’t think…

We have a dining table in our apartment. It’s a small thing, seats up to four, etc. Typically the two of us sit at the dining table for meals unless there’s something on the dining table like now (currently playing the Potions and Charms expansion of Battle at Hogwarts) so we eat at the couch when it’s occupied. And…

There’s always the New York expansion.

I, too, avoid anything that leaves a dusting on my fingers. Do I love Cheetos and other “cheese” powdered snacks? God, yes, fuck! But I won’t eat them during gaming and typically don’t buy them. I’m mostly a PC gamer so I really don’t want my mouse and keyboard covered in that shit. I’m not much of a snacker but…

The missing Turtle irks the piss out of me every time. I keep checking like maybe he’s on another building or something but no! He’s not there. Is he being held captive in that building? Is he having a tiff with the group and off doing his own thing? Is he dead? Where is he? wHeRe!?!?

Suddenly I don’t feel so upset about the delivery drivers heaving my box over the gate which occasionally causes one of the chicken packages to burst inside the box. Like, yeah, that sucks because it’s raw chicken juice but it’s usually just on the other plastic-wrapped meat packages so I can wash it off. Not a bottle…

Maybe she’s related to Mike Glennon?

Superman had four a month in the 90s. Action Comics, Man of Steel, Superman, and Superman: The Man of Tomorrow. And while they had different titles they all had the same storyline so you just had to wait until the following week to see what happened. Also made it easier when they had the four Supermen after his death.…

Dancing Baby and Hamster Dance do predate it. Oddly enough, hamsterdance.com still exists and hasn’t changed in all this time.