At least it was an appearance? There’s teams out there that have never even been to the Super Bowl.

He’s sure that if he just keeps on shucking and jiving for them they’ll eventually pass his Walter Scott Notification Act. Probably practices his act at night hoping that this time, this time, Ol’ Mitch will put it up for a vote.

You’re right. I can taste the pain and suffering.

I like raisins. I like yogurt-covered raisins. I also like oatmeal raisin cookies (but rum raisin ice cream is lame). Looking through the comments it seems that I’m making some sort of bold or stunning proclamation just for liking a fruit.

That’s a good tip. They’re not ones I want to use but I can power them up once to complete some daily task and then Oak ‘em.

I hate opening and sending gifts. My real life friends that I know and play with (not just the ones I’ve gotten from forums or other Kotaku readers that one time I put my code in the comments) mock me for not sending gifts or laugh when I do every other week. My item bag holds something like 950 items but it’s somehow…

“..the [Niners] defense prevented the Giants from running a single play in the end zone..”

White people with cornrows is a fucking atrocity and I feel we should petition the Hague to label it a war crime. Even Bo Derek couldn’t make that shit work.

Whoever complained to you can fuck right off. They don’t know what your situation might be but whatever the case it’s your decision and one you had already planned ahead of the pandemic. I’m sorry you are having to postpone this and wish you the best.

My fiance isn’t keen on the idea but I keep floating it. She’s worried about how we’ll pay for a wedding but I think a small Covid wedding with a big reception/party some time later when it’s safe is a better way to go.

I’m in a similar boat. I proposed last year and we had hopes that maybe we could get married this year. Then the coronavirus came to American shores and that all went out the window. We’re worried because we don’t know when it will end or if it ever will. We wanted our families there, even if it’s just the immediate…

He has had some sort of Fortnite promotion/event and had a guest performance for a Super Bowl halftime show. Can’t remember if it was this year or the one before. I guess he’s big with the yout’s.

I wish there was a good teriyaki takeout place near me. When I lived in Myrtle Beach they were all over the place and opened by chefs who had worked at the various local Japanese steakhouses so the food was great. I’ve tried getting some teriyaki plates/bowls here in Chicago from various places but they’re kinda sad.…

“It tastes like there’s a war inside my mouth and the entire continent of Europe is invited.”

I need to reread it. I tried to as a teenager and found it sluggish. I put it down several times to read other books. Not sure if I’ll get around to it before the movie comes out, though. I’m on book 5 of Harry Potter (first time reading the series and the missus owns them so I didn’t give money to JKR) but I haven’t…

Are there not local options to order from? I haven’t had fast food since quarantine started aside from the missus ordering Jimmy John’s from down the street twice. And I did try Wingstop a couple weeks ago for the first time since the local chicken places were all closed (fucking Mondays..). I figure if I’m going to…

Oh yeah? Well I’m not your guy, fwend!

I keep forgetting that that is what Charlie’s face actually looks like. I’ve seen so many shops of his head that I can’t tell what’s real about him anymore. Given all the lies and bullshit he spews, I wonder if he knows what’s real either.

A friend’s dad would pick up Route 44s for his whole family every day on his way home from work. If I was over then he’d grab one for me as well. The drinks stayed cold through dinner and you would finish the soda well before the ice all melted. It’s wild.

Blue Coconut (née Ocean Water) slush is what I order when I get Sonic. It’s too good for words.