He’s still a better pick than Trump. He’ll still have better people around him. I know the bar is absurdly low but I’ll vote for him (or his VP) even if he fucking dies between now and then.

Soundwave’s cassettes all flew for reasons that never made sense. He already was an aircraft carrier. It was right there all along and these jackanapes screwed it up!

Sauté squash easily by cutting in to thin slices, melting some butter in a pan, cook on medium until they become soft, then cover, put on low, and simmer for twenty minutes or so. I usually add some diced onions to it. Makes a delicious side but I’ve also added it to spaghetti sauce before. Don’t @ me Italian people.…

A few years back, Jordan was running a camp for top high school basketball prospects. One of the kids, OJ Mayo, thought he was the shit. He was the best high school basketball player in the country at the time.

It’s only disproved if you bother to look.

“When officers from the Warrant Squad took the woman into custody in a gray NYPD minivan this evening, they were assaulted with rocks and bottles,”

iirc, you could change the paint scheme so she wore a full body glove. With underwear on the outside. Dude, I don’t know. Maybe she’s a fan of Quail Man.

Have my glorious thighs not suffered enough? Have these people not read the Old Testament? It’s right there in the book of Genesis when Moses said unto Pharaoh “Let my quadriceps go!”

Bitch, she’s a cow

Some people think that wearing face masks to help prevent the spread of a modern plague is tantamount to fascism.

I don’t mind that Star Fox 2 wasn’t released way back when but what I do mind is that we never got some of those awesome new characters.

Same. The fiancé is looking for anything she can control so she has taken solace in growing plants. We started in April and so far no flowers on anything that didn’t already have them. Kind of a bummer but she’s tending to them because there’s not much else she can control. Trying to get her to play some  games on the…

I usually have Alexa play one of my Pandora playlists. All except one. The one I created over a decade ago that is [my name]’s Radio. I can’t have her play it because any time I ask her to she wants to start up a radio station for a musical artist with a similar name. Then I get pissy and have to tell her to stop…

Just wanted to point this out because that’s some A+ photo commenting, Fahey

Halfway through reading this I opened up Twitch and started watching someone play it. This looks awesome.

We’re making turkey burgers more often than we should. The missus doesn’t eat beef but I don’t mind that. Sometimes we just want something quick and easy so turkey burgers with tots. Slice up and saute some onion to go on top, add some seasonings, mayo underneath, dijon as a bed for the onions. It’s nice.

We just buy ‘em from the store every so often. Grab a pack of weiners, a bag of buns, pick up a can of baked beans and a package of potato salad, and it becomes a simple meal for two people for two nights. We keep ketchup, mustard, and relish handy. Sometimes I put a little mayo on the buns if I don’t toast them in…

Wow, I hadn’t thought about “Playground” in years but you just reminded me of the Castlevania remix that was going around, like, ten years ago. It syncs so well.

Right. This is why Jesus gave us those little plastic sauce cups and sandwich baggies. Relish and/or onions in the cups and the pickle in a baggie. Pretty much any place that gave me a pickle with carryout has it wrapped in one.

Some places that I’ve ordered from give you things disassembled so that you can build it yourself without things getting soggy. Not that I ever minded a hot dog at Wrigley wrapped in that paper foil so it’s all steamy and soggy but in a good way.