So much this. When I worked for a pizza place we occasionally went to neighborhoods in the afternoons to put out door hangers with coupons. We were always told that under no circumstances were we to put them in mailboxes because it was a crime and the business could be fined, we could face prison, etc.

Hold the fuck up. Watkins’ official bio from his own fucking website claims that he’s egotistical, self-centered, and may have caused a woman to commit suicide after winning a legal case? He listed that shit like it’s something to be proud of? What in the actual fuck? Just.. what?!?

Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny!

Somewhere along the way I procured a fork and spoon from my parents’ home that I kinda love. They’re labeled underneath as Oneida S.S.S. and a search shows that is the case. I don’t know. There’s something about the way the spoon fits in my fingers when I hold it. I mostly use it as a dessert spoon but it is…

Look, man, those Russian hackers aren’t going to hack themselves, right?

5-year olds everywhere burst out in tears simultaneously. Not for anything having to do with this, mind you, though I’m sure they will when they find out about it. Kids just love to cry for no discernible goddamned reason.

We’ve been trying one of those make-at-home meal kit services the past two weeks. It takes care of what we’re eating Monday through Wednesday but the rest of the week becomes “what’s in the freezer? chicken or turkey burgers?” or “I don’t feel like cooking, let’s order out.” The meals are good and offer up some good…

I think she means that she has eaten Taco Bell for years but only within the past few years did she discover that she could add potatoes and Fritos to her beloved Mexican Pizza.

Damn. If only this was around last year before I proposed.

“You won Mixer! It doesn’t do anything (and no longer has value..) but it’s yours now!”

I am somehow followed on The Inventory but not on Jezebel or AV Club. Not that I ever post or comment on either.

I’d never heard of spumoni before moving to Chicago. One of these days I really need to try it. It sounds good but then again all ice cream does.

Just saw Bowman was declared the winner. Fuck yeah.

We’ve been eating a lot of cereal during quarantine and usually end up with bags that don’t have enough for a full bowl so we mix things. Cinnamon Life mixed with Honey Bunches of Oats is pretty baller.

Type advantages in a game like this would be awful to balance or play around. If you’re locked in with the same character at the start like, say, a Blastoise, and 3 or more people on the other team are grass or electric type then you would be in for a shitty match.

Oh, it undoubtedly is but at least the places I’ve seen have been the floor to ceiling windows so that seems to be within compliance.

Oh thank God, I was afraid this tribute to American Excess might falter in these troubled times.

Scholarship money. Free schooling is free schooling.

Right? He did that Karl Malone bit multiple times on a semi-popular show that ran for multiple years. Not some obscure tweet from twelve years ago.

Fox/conservatives are going after Kimmel because he’s taking BLM’s side and being mean to the clown in the White House. Kimmel has *gasp* possibly grown as a human being and isn’t the same person he was all those years ago. I say possibly but he seems on the level these days. Doesn’t excuse what he did then but who he…