I’ve made Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce before. It was a favorite of mine when I was growing up. Okay, the recipe is really Coca-Cola Chicken but I used Dr. Pepper instead because I like Dr. Pepper but either one works great.

This is the way.

Wow, those personal pan pizzas. Fuck, those were good. Ever tried getting one at a Pizza Hut located inside a Target? If you haven’t: don’t. If you have, I’m sorry. Those things are tragic.

I feel like I’ve seen some places kinda skirting this already or maybe it’s allowed. Places with large windows have been seating people next to the open windows to increase how many people they can serve even though it’s not what any reasonable person would consider “outside” or “patio” space. It is what it is. I…

Which, oddly enough, would not be worn by fans of the Calgary Flames.

I’m talking about apartments. Houses have washer/dryer hookups but for older apartment buildings it can be expensive (cost-prohibitive) to renovate them and include washing machines. When I lived down south, every apartment had hookups for laundry machines but things are different in larger, old cities like New York,…

Okay but can I play as an Ewok pilot? Because I want to play as an Ewok pilot.

Every time I think “Who saw that coming?” I’m reminded of this bit from Black Dynamite. Because, really, we all knew this “second*” wave was going to happen

Fine. He’s better than whatever the Arizona Cardinals have trotted out the past 5-6 seasons and the Bengals could probably use someone worthwhile. The 2018 Washington Racial Slurs were probably the worst culprits, though. Lose Alex Smith, then Colt McCoy, and then here came people who hadn’t played a snap since before…

He can’t be any worse than Mitchell Trubisky.

My last building had four washers and four dryers in a 72-unit building. At least 1 (usually 2) washers were out of order constantly so I had to go to the laundromat up the street. Like half a block, really, but lugging laundry up and down three flights of stairs was awful.

When the missus and I chose to move in together I demanded in-unit laundry while she insisted on a dishwasher. In Chicago, that’s damn near a unicorn but we found a place and it’s pretty great (and way less than other shittier places we saw). Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy the dishwasher. We’re trying one of those…

I can already see the Jezebel headline:

I love me some real stuff but it’s also, like, $6-7 for a tiny glass bottle. I save that for baking or maple-glazing foods. I use the cheap stuff for waffles, pancakes, and Freedom toast. Freedom toast is really just French toast but there’s nothing French about how much butter and syrup I put on it.

You can take pictures of pokémon in Pokémon Go. I’ve snapped pictures of them in all sorts of fun and precarious places.

me: [reads the title]

Isn’t that what the Borderlands series pretty much is? Like, don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying BL3 but I also kind of dread having to open a toilet or port-a-potty to loot things.

Bring back Halloween Harry!

Goddammit, Disney, stop trying to make the U-Wing happen!

I thought that was Wedge. Fuck yeah Wedge!