I haven’t done a raid since.. I dunno, October? It’d be nice to get in on one. That current guy looks like he has a string of barbed anal beads. That needs to be added to my collection.

Trying it out on Bluestacks. The female characters are yikes. Can’t just show the heads/shoulders of them. Gotta make sure their boobs hang out of their portrait windows.

I’ve read that tip before but it involves planning more than two hours ahead. That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

I made some pineapple chicken fried rice the other night. Unfortunately I added the rice/egg to the chicken/vegetable mixture while there was too much liquid still in the pan so the rice got a little soggy. Reheated it in a pan to crisp it back up. I make chicken fried rice every so often but this was my first time…

Running or taking long walks gets things moving so I can take a smooth dump.

I love that Heather put a nod to that in the “Back of the box quote” section.

you should just hose down everything with Lysol.

I’m at work today (boo!). I was supposed to switch to WFH this week and someone else in IT was going to come in this week. I don’t know if this is just for today or all week. There’s four people in the office, total. I was the only person on my train car this morning throughout the entire commute downtown (Chicago).…

I’m in the office this week (yay, essential personnel!) but our IT staff is rotating so I’ll be working from home for the next couple weeks after today. There’s maybe 5-6 people in the office today when there’s usually 50. It’s boring. Most of the work I’ve done this week is making sure people can log in from home and…

Isn’t that more of a xenial thing?

This woman has two millennial-aged daughters and said the other day that millennials would be the best-equipped to handle the disease and also responsible for slowing its spread. This was an awkward statement by her but she seems to recognize and respect the generation.

This is Good Kinja.

Player who has never played 16 games in a season does not want to play 17 games in a season. Can’t say I blame him. Even with the expanded playoffs his team would be hard pressed to make it in, let alone make it past round one, no matter how herculean his efforts through four games at the beginning of the season.

Chocolate Cream Pie

SDF-1 is absolutely Class 4. Mostly because I enjoy things in Class 4 and I fucking LOVE the Macross Saga. I’m trying to get through the rest of Robotech on Netflix but, CHRIST, the third saga is even worse than Southern Cross.

Give that man a raise! Give him all the raises! Hell, make him head of development!

Michigan’s turnout yesterday was 2.5x higher than last time around. People got out and voted. The youth were out but that’s the 18-29 group going up against everyone older than that. Bernie needed more than just that block if he wanted to stand a chance.

But that just means you get to shout out “Boom! Headshot!” on every kill. How is this not a win-win situation?

So like NFL Blitz but with flags. So many goddamned flags. On every play.

Can’t be any worse than Warcraft 3's remaster.