Yeah, that other stuff is stupid but them promoting a medical school that saved a dog is really nice. Not that I have a car or need any of their products but good for them.

Not sure how much longer that location will be open. They’ve closed the “underperforming” locales but that one might face the axe once its lease is up.

First off:

They keep bringing up Biden like anybody gives a shit. You mean to tell me that someone offered up a job to the American Vice President’s son because of who he was? Wow. Shocking. Why, it’s almost as bad as hiring your own kids to jobs they aren’t qualified for! Who would do something like that? Oh. Right. Mittens…

That whole section along the riverfront is being transformed in to a fucking suburb.

Yo dawg, you heard someone likes peanuts.

Strange that it’s a New England IPA but I wouldn’t call the Patriots his nemesis. More like a speed bump on his way to greatness. Truth be told, the only thing that can stop the Patriots in a Super Bowl is an NFC East team in the Super Bowl.

Still a goddamned tragedy that Larry only had two seasons of any quarterback worth a shit to throw him the ball. Why did he have to be loyal to such a garbage franchise? 

Never forget: Geraldo was ordered by the Pentagon to leave Iraq shortly before the US Invasion of Iraq in 2003 for giving away troop positions live on air. He was one of four people ordered to leave Iraq and the only one to not be Saddam Hussein or sons thereof.

They can’t be any worse than the bums rounding out the Bulls’ current roster. Probably a huge upgrade for half the teams in the Eastern Conference if we’ve being honest.

Couldn’t possibly be because the ex-wife is a rrrrrraging bitch, no sir and or ma’am-o-ree.

Dry roasted or honey roasted? Either is fine, just want to prepare myself mentally for how delicious he’ll be.

THHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS. Home fries are not hash browns. If I wanted home fries instead of hash browns I would fucking kill myself because home fries are fucking trash.

Triple order of hash browns smothered and covered please and thank you.

You would think this was obvious. Iran is buddy-buddy with Russia and China but Republicans have wanted war with Iran for years. Who hates Iran? Oh yeah, Saudi Arabia. Guess who’s throwing that cash around? C’mon now.

You eat it plain? I’ve only ever had it as guacamole (which is sad and a blight upon humanity), as slices on sandwiches, or in salads. The thought of eating it by itself with naught but salt adorning it confuses and horrifies me. 

Who the hell eats an avocado? Like, sticks a spoon in and just eats it right out of the shell? Wait, she’s using a fork. That begs even more questions that I’m not prepared to have answered.

The ammosexuals saying they would stand with anyone whose rights are being infringed are also the same people labeling BLM as a terrorist organization. Nice to know that they’re in the minority in Virginia.

Saw it advertised on Facebook yesterday, checked out the page in the app store. Not interested in this type of game unfortunately. It’s G.I. Joe, which I fucking loved as a kid but I love Star Wars, too, and that can’t get me to play Galaxy of Heroes.

I watched the promo video in the app store and I believe that is Doc. They gender-swapped him which, ultimately, is fine.