I mean, every parent learns at some point that it is a delicate balance—trying to figure out how much is too much chloroform to use on your two-year-old daughter in order to quiet her.

Right!? I’m going to win myself into a fucking nervous breakdown. I guess my little snowflake body doesn’t have the constitution on your standard Trump supporter, who could look at everything that has gone down in the last month and say, “this is fine.”

Admittedly tequilla makes me want to fight people...specifically racists and sexist. It’s like I because a SJW super-hero. And then I pass out.

Jesus tapdancing christ people. It’s a shitty circlejerk awards show.

That bee venom thing sounds counter-intuitive.

Further: LOTS of states with major HS wrestling programs don’t segregate by gender, and it’s honestly not really an issue. You weigh in, you wrestle the person across the mat from you, and the person who wins is the person who’s better. This shouldn’t be complicated.

Thank god the officers are safe. I can only hope they don’t have PTSD after being viciously attacked by a 75th degree black belt, almost teen, female AND black person armed with some invisible skates. I am expecting a commendation for them for their restraint in not shooting her while addressing a gravely dangerous…

I’m tired. So tired of seeing headlines like this and I have questions. What kind of skating rink kicks people out for not wearing skates? If she was on the skate floor okay that I understand but if was chilling elsewhere wtf

The hosts of Up and Vanished, Undisclosed, Truth and Justice, and Actual Innocence (all podcasts) teamed up to do a great cross-over episode about this docu-series (they all have it posted it up on their pages and it’s worth a listen). I cannot wait to watch it.

Holy shit this is such a good tactic. I wish I could just keep giving it stars like a Skinner rat.

I think that at absolute minimum, he should be shunned until he admits and atones for his actions. In his case, I think that would involve activism on behalf of the Jewish and black communities and domestic violence victims. In his case, that effectively means forever.

Fuck Mel Gibson, but John Mulaney and Nick Kroll are delightful

And Winona Ryder spent an entire decade relegated to b list supporting roles...for shop lifting.

Are there only like, 4 people who Hollywood deems competent to act in and direct movies? Is that why they keep forgiving and giving work to these pieces of shit?

Can you imagine a 61 year old prolific female screen star bring a 20 something boyfriend to an award show and no one would bat an eyelash?

This always fundamentally goes back to the same issue: can you honor the art while deploring the artist? And we never, ever get a decent answer.

Don’t call it a comeback
He’s been here for years
Reppin’ Catholic peers
Puttin’ Jews in fear

If you’re only racist when you drink, you’re still racist.

I witnessed so much of this crap in conference rooms and hallways. Always dished out by the most senior people. The responses were to freeze, nervous laughter, or genuine laughter from coworkers who thought racist, sexist jokes were only not funny to uptight people. The only time I challenged an executive was when I…

OMG that chair story. I would have flipped the table over onto her head.