Sentient Human Being: “Can you separate the KKK from Christians?”

Bannon News Network. Get some ex-BBC guys to do your reporting and investigating. Make Bannon Fear Again.

Have you tried reaching out to Soros’ office?

Good on them, they’re gonna need liquid cash to pay all those protestors $1500/week, y’know.....

I am ready to pre-order “Michelle’s Guide To Being A Classy and Intelligent Black Woman in this Backwards-ass Country” and “The Obama’s Guide to Keeping Your Marriage Crackin’”

In the late fall/early winter, my sister does what she calls ‘Heathen Food Slutting’ which is when she goes around to all the churches having chili cook-offs, pancake breakfasts, buy-a-plates etc, and goes HAM on pretending to absorb the proselytizing that comes with. Big vacant eyes, she has. She has a circuit, but…

I’m in my 60s and lately wish that the Obamas would hug me and read to me. Trump is clearly driving me back into infancy, a time when my next bottle mattered more than the end of the world.

expect michelle’s to debut first, as barack is too busy leaking fbi memos and organizing town hall disruptions to sit down at the typewriter.

“Bomp bomp”

GAH! That’s the one I couldn’t think of!

The American College of Pediatrics is intentionally similarly named as the American Academy of Pediatrics. It is considered a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center and was originally created when the AAP released data confirming that children raised by same-gender couples do not statistically suffer more in…

One can only hope that these electrical officials can find a safe space.

If unnamed sources are now unacceptable, simply call all of them Silence Dogood.

I just don’t know how this ever gets fixed.

Have Robert Downey Jr host with him saying, “I know what it’s like to climb back up from the bottom, Oscars. Let’s do this.”

I’ve never found Kimmel to be funny or amusing in the slightest.

I don’t think it has anything to do with who hosts.

he’s whom every white, down-on-his-luck racist hick aspires to be.

Yeah, every article should try to use this photo instead of one of the bespectacled lad character he played in the courtroom.

And here he is before his geeky makeunder: