“The People Say I’m Really Smart Award”
They can just row around the land parts and sneak in by sea, since our Coast Guard budget has been cut and can only cover two guys in a dingy as sea-defense.
It absolutely is exhausting. I’ve added it to my list of things to talk about if I ever find a therapist because I KNOW there’s some underlying issue for me.
I clean every week. I have an unnecessarily complex chore matrix because I love spreadsheets and am a germaphobe in equal measure.
You know if it had been Officer Chad Whitman, Serini would already be buried in the bowels of Rikers, waiting to be charged in some cooked-up drug deal.
To be fair tho, she has a lot of economic anxiety.....
Sometimes “no comment” is a completely appropriate.
Well, she IS the new leader of the free world. Sucks to lose a job opportunity to a woman....
Turns out communism was just a red herring....
Okay, but five minutes is five minutes. I could strike out against Amy Schumer, or I could masterbate in the shower....
Speaking from experience, I can say that the best balm to soothe a grief-stricken heart is to adopt another dog. I think it’s a wonderful tribute to Beau - that he was that good of a dog* - that you want another. Read more
Jesus Christ, such EFFORT. I don’t like Amy Schumer, so I a.) don’t watch her and b.) don’t watch her. I don’t build fucking bots to down vote her projects. Who the fuck has time for that?!? I barely have time to get five hours of sleep before I have to haul my dead ass out of bed for work.
Yeah, for $90 a month I could get an occasional maid or dog walker to help with trying to cram 50 hours of life into a 24 hour day.
Cat Resources isn’t there to protect the employee. It’s there to protect the company from frivolous lawsuits about hairballs, tracked litter, and things batted from heights that then shatter.