Or parents could use the patented Artless Parents method, wherein the child wears underwear of their favorite characters and are then shamed relentlessly for soiling on She-Ra or the Care Bears.

I have four counterparts in the UK.....three of them had vacations in the US planned, and all three have cancelled and planned new vacations elsewhere.

My Catholic high school did this.

Best decision of my life, aside from marrying my husband. I was nearly blind since second grade and very athletic with dry eyes, so contacts weren’t a great option. Was very tense during the procedure, my eyes burned on the ride home (of course, the sun decided to go supernova that day after a week of being dark and…

Yeah right. They love spending money on lawyers if it means there may be a chance that a brown person can’t get into the country or that a pregnant woman might be shamed and jailed after the state-mandated funeral for her miscarriage.

But do you have a battered VHS of “Iron Will”? How will they learn the important lesson of never giving up and saving the family farm via dog racing?!?

I have learned from this article and the accompanying comments that there is such a thing as a “substitute lesson plan.” I obviously went to a terrible school in Pennsylvania, because when a teacher was out, we either watched “Iron Will” on VHS or played Scrabble or had a “study hall” that devolved into chaos.

My county is like this. A lot of complaining about the cronyism that runs rampant, but when it’s time to vote for change, no one turns up.

I’ve been to one luncheon in my life, and I’d advise eating beforehand because you can’t shovel your face with watercress sandwiches while Victoria in her Lily Pulitzer dress looks on in horror.

Best of all, the miners can just dump all those coal tailings in the waterways because clean water is for pussies! Yee-haw, America!

They’re only chopping wood because the coal mine closed. :-(

Well now those crafty bad hombres will just swing ‘round the wall and cross the board via a Great Lake, since each lake will have one Coast Guard-er in a single dinghy.

I got my Glock at the vending machine at Walgreens, but then I had to drive 40 minutes into the city to find a pharmacist that would sell me my slut-pills.

I don’t like to whine, but the fact that she killed her kid and “sleeps pretty good at night” while I toss and turn, worried about my aging dog’s limp, REALLY pisses me off.

You didn’t get the updated Excel sheet?

Man, he swung by and assessed me for street repairs. I had to pay $115 for each hotel!

Dang. Where am I going to find another racist to harrass on Twitter?

Funnily enough, when I don’t immediately trust a friend or romantic partner, I’m considered paranoid. But yet, there’s 30,000 men on a secret Facebook page trading naked pics of women....

He would never do that. It might cut into Diamond Joe’s side biz, and those two are like brothers.

LOL, nailed it, Google Translate