Those Germans have a word for everything. My favorite is ‘kotzbrocken’. It’s one word for “tiny bits of vomit.”

Hey, if that coma patient didn’t want it, she wouldn’t lay there with those tubes, looking like a hussy.

It’s times this these when I really, really hope that reincarnation is a thing and that this little girl gets another shot at life, because she sure as hell didn’t have a chance this time around....

Lucky for me, tree pollen has been off the charts in Ohio this week, so my eyes running and red are par for the course.

I really love this podcast, but it (like 1A and Pod Save America) requires a 4:1 ratio with a comedy podcast. So, after I get through four back episodes of Judge John Hodgman, I’ll listen to this.

I like to troll Breitbart in my darker hours. Try implying that they don’t love America. It makes them apoplectic.

If you get added by him on Friendster, you can see the link to his AngelFire page with all his moody poetry about Jesus.

I mean, I’m not a parent, but where does one even buy chloroform?

“I rub my face with 120 grit sandpaper to reduce open wounds and bleeding.”

HA HA HA HA REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP PROMISED WE’D BE TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING?!?

Colerain Township, which is right next door to Fairfield, where cops violently assaulted a black family at a swimming pool party a few years ago. Color me unsurprised.

This was my question. What kind of shitty owner kicks a 12 year old girl out for not wearing skates? Every skating rink I’ve been to has a rink (duh) and a section for non-skaters to hang out. Unless she was running onto the rink surface in her street shoes and causing problems, I don’t see why this even had to…

+1 star for “Skinner rat”

I break it down by if a person gets my money. Like, I’ll watch Hacksaw Ridge if it comes on cable or Netflix (which, I know, Netflix is a paid service), but I’d never see it in theaters and bolster his box office.

Considering how shitty people were to Kim Novak when she came to the Oscars, I sadly doubt it.

Sounds like Mel Gibson got PRAHNKED by them.

Tequila never made me utter the phrase “pack of n*ggers.” Tequila makes me want to hug people and then puke.

Precisely. He’s shown no remorse for anything.

I would have made her repeat it over and over. Like, “pardon? what’d you say? plz explain.”

Bobby, any opinion on the sequel, “S. Darko”?