ha! Yeah, Susan isn’t so loud these days, is she? Pretty quiet there in “we need a revolution land” from the Susanster.

The US has undergone a soft coup in this country because Hillary was mean to Vladmir Putin.

Hey you unmotivated non-voters and anti-Hillary protest voters, still feeling so fucking self-righteous? If you think we’re gonna last long enough to have that Susan Sarandon advertised “revolution” at the ballot box, then have I got a bridge to Russia to sell to you!

Married for almost a decade. Not so hard. Maybe because I didn’t rush into it until I was older. Two marriages dunzo by 32 is suggesting something.

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

When a comic-book hero schools you, you should retire.

“Trump!”

Did they put out a casting call for “models” on 4chan? Specifically for guys from Bumfuck, America? I grew up in Bumfuck, America and these could be guys I went to HS with. No. 2 actually looks kind of like the guy I went to Homecoming with, who stuck his hand up my dress when he went into kiss me, and slobbered all…

Sploosh! Am I right ladies?????

I assume he did it with heaping helpings of soul food and live blues music.

I’m pretty sure the concept of being actively respectful to people of other cultures isn’t lost on Donald Trump. It’s just that he doesn’t give a shit.

I would like to recommend Mrs. Pence to a reliable bra-fitter. Wasn’t there a Christian stylist who could have helped with this situation?  

Quick! Someone show him the current Marvel comics stuff!

So is everything we create now “Jewish-inspired?”

I’m going to use that forever now. I make a delicious Jewish-inspired bacon cheeseburger.

Also, is Duke suggesting Jews are white now?

Since when was David Duke so concerned about what the Jews have created?

I feel gross that I felt compelled to look up David Dukes doctoral credentials. Ick. Also, there’s no genocide involved unless he gets his way.

Wait, can I get my White Genocide merit badge just for talking to black men? I thought I had to procreate with one.

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER IS GLAD SOMEONE WHO PERPETUATES VIOLENT RACIST RHETORIC AND ACTIONS IS DEAD OMG U’VE BECOME THE MONSTER, MONSTER HUNTER

It is times like these I’m most thankful from being unbridled from religion. Don’t speak ill of the dead? Says who that I’d care enough about their opinion to follow it?

How do you assign value to a sub-human life?