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The Obamas are better ppl than me that’s for sure.

We will, but we will feel good about ourselves because, dadgumit, we did everything we could.

Its a embarrassing as all hell. Insecure, uneducated racist assclowns

Barrrrrfffff. If I never see that image again, I’ll be a better person. I’m talking about his face, the “Cruz” is a fashion statement everyone should be reminded of until the end of days, which, by my calculation is jussst around the corner,

How about “riding the cotton pony”? Or “surfing the crimson tide”?

I once read a novel about an Irish family emmigrating to America over 100 years ago. On the ship the daughter got her period for the first time and thought she was dying because she had no idea what it was. From everything described in the book, that seems one of the aspects that is still closest to modern life.

I was going to do prayers and thoughts,. Does that work or does it have to be the other way around?

1 star = 1 prayer?

To think, this morning he was a good guy with a gun.

Sadly, +1

I just offered my thoughts and prayers so if this happens again it’s on you, heathen.

that is obviously the only thing that we can do. i just got into a debate with my friend yesterday about gun control and how if legislators actually cared about their citizens they wouldn’t take money from the nra.

It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

That never works; I’m sending unicorns.

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

Shit. Now I have to go to the store because my weekend will NOT be complete without a cheese ball now. Hurry up, 5:00!!!

The best FLOTUS of all time?

This country did not deserve her as a First Lady. It is so infuriating that so many people who will applaud and cheer for a woman who has achieved nothing in her life but was born beautiful could not bring themselves to respect someone who has accomplished so much. Fuck everything.

I’m sure we will hear a similar tear-jerker when the next FLOTUS gives her farewell speech...

I’m all for the Newfoundland dog part! I had a pair of Newfies, Fred and Wilma, long departed this earth but always in my heart. Best dogs ever!