I want to see pictures of your dog! #giantfluffydoggoals

You should write a how to live book because you’ve got that shit figured out.

there is nothing sad about that, lady.

Newfies! Oh, I want one so badly! But I would need a stainless-steel house to make that tenable, given my housecleaning skills.

You said ritz first which means I can do it. I hate crackers with seeds. I am not a bird. I do not need seeds with my cracker

#Hygge

No newfie but I do have a dog. You really just upgraded my experience this weekend. Any cracker suggestions?

Oh, I have never wanted to live more now that I have read that!

Oh, shit! I was just thinking thinking what do I want to get at the grocery store in case of bad weather. Now we know.

That is the definition of livin. L I V I N

#cheeseballlifegoals

its such a great movie and their relationship in it might be my favorite part.

I’m a figment of my own imagination. Life is good.

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

The gingerbread man sits inside his gingerbread house. Is he made of house, he wonders, or is the house made of him?

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

That is the gist. He tries to cash in on the crazy man thing and I’m sorry but certified hunk Tom Hardy has the market tapped.

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”

Meh- I’ll stick with Maddow, thanks anyway.