And I just threw up a little. So gross. Ugh.

Goddamnit, I just can’t stay mad at you! Get over here, you little scamp!

OMG. I didn’t just laugh out loud - there was body movement. Head thrown back and everything.

I gagged.

You deserve a time-out for subjecting us to that! It belongs back in 2016, never to be heard from again.

WTF is on her lip?

That’s amazing to me, and I’m so sorry you had to deal with that. It also explains the mindset of a lot of Trump voters in this country, don’t you think?

This guy won’t be happy until they change the class to “Tits, Dirt, and Machinery: How to Be a Man.”

Somebody needs to get this delicate flower into a safe space.

Please, please tell me the Funklets have matching sequined outfits and choreographed, synchronized dance moves.

How would you describe Billy Bush?

Meanwhile, adults tend to impose more rules on daughters than sons, leading to greater conflict. “Girls are the ones who have curfews, who are yelled at for going out,” said Chesney-Lind. “There’s a double standard.”

After a bit of googling, of course it’s a little black girl.

I don’t call the police for anything, ever. Car’s been broken into? They won’t respond because the monetary value is less than $3000. My ex is sending me threats because I don’t want to keep his stuff forever? They’d probably side with him. Some guy follows me home from the bar? They take 30 minutes to show up, at…

everybody knows better than to get a gun and fire it up in the air because what goes up must come down.

She’s the Jango Fett of cable news. Tomi Lahren will take over the family business as head mercenary for the empire soon enough.

I was going to add that my dad was kind of like the dad I saw in the store that day, but that was a whole other tangent. I resent him to this day for that even though I love him.

George. George! You got us, George. You crazy sumbitch.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Well you have two core problems with that....