I mean this in the nicest way: Artless, s/he was never your friend.

your friend has some growing up to do

Nope to Kenny Logins. Must be Olivia Newton John with a follow up to “Let’s Get Physical”!

Don’t forget about taco bowls! Those have tomatoes and tomatoes are fruit, right?

Lol.

It’s like

How proud are you of that headline, Madeleine? Because you should be.

So true and yet sadly my New Year’s resolution was to stop making chicken out of my friends.

Popeye’s is much better but it’s run by a black woman so it may be scary for him.

No music montage of getting fit and buying new clothes and I’m out.

This only reinforces my need to hide my secret love of KFC shame.

*sigh*

I don’t see how you can come away with “no matter who is in charge” they all suck. Democrats CREATED this Ethics office, Republucans just had a secret vote on a holiday night to destroy it. But ok sure, keep on keeping on with your both sides suck theory.

Hey guys, I keep hearing that I should stop bitching about DJT because our institutions will protect us.

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

Actually, it’s about ethics in the Republican party.

I enjoy a good latte. I do not enjoy Goodlatte.

A++

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

I hear ya.

Surprised she bothered with a plane when she could have used her broom.