Yes... he invented... a pillow.

The best kind of pillow for JR is one that would smother her.

I’ve been home watching TV for the past 10 days and I’m now convinced the only pillow worthy of my head is the Magic Pillow

Not so fun fact: the casting for the role of Will came down to Eric McCormack or John Barrowman. Barrowman was ultimately told he was “too straight” for the role.

Alright, alright let’s hear all the facts until we...

My best friend was a guy I knew since age 12. After about 30 years of almost daily contact, I moved 2 states away. We were reduced to increasingly rare phone conversations and my occasional visits back. One thing that always made us both laugh was no matter how much time passed, whenever we spoke again, it was like…

OMG. POSSESSED EYELINER??

About ten years ago, I read somewhere (NYT I think?) that the Catholic Church was issuing new guidelines on sexual activity between a husband and wife. The new rule? It was okay for a man to stimulate his wife during sex.

Love Korean Skincare!! Skinfood Black Sugar Strawberry mask is only like $8 on Amazon and smells divine— I am not usually a big fan of physical exfoliators but this one is super gentle and makes my skin feel very soft. I’ve also been using the Heimish All-Clean Balm, which is really nice and rich; and I just today…

Kat Von D’s eyeliner is great for this. It’s like using a calligraphy brush to put on eyeliner. You can get a good dupe from Jesse’s Girl that’s about $6-8 at Rite Aid.

Do not buy this eyeliner. I repeat: DO NOT BUY THIS EYELINER

I have been big into Korean skincare. Using it with my acne meds have helped my skin. I hoard that stuff and try to save it as much as possible.

Tom Hardy wearing a hat while reading < Tom Hardy’s dog wearing a top hat while listening to him read

Beefing: WASP Style!

Trump acting like a petulant child? That’s so unpresidented

Remember when Trump was criticizing Obama for playing golf so much?

if nothing else, marvel in the author’s god-tier yoga flexibility in twisting the rest of the human population into the one’s who screwed up here.

“The incident upset some people on the Internet, who I suppose expect performers to mask their lip-syncing better.”

I know you’re trying to make me feel sorry for her, but she has a huge ego and this should’ve been prepared better, so whoops for feeling schadenfreude 😉

I thought I was going to read the story on Diddy’s son and be super jealous but literally nothing in there means anything to me.