Meanwhile, over on CNN, Don Lemon got completely wasted, pierced his ear, then proceeded to unleash a ceaseless stream of slurry crowd work over a visibly confused and embarrassed Brooke Baldwin. And cutting away to Kathy Griffin didn’t do much to alter the vibe. NYE programming is just a mess everywhere. It’s like…

What ever happened to professionalism?

Mariah Carey: [“Just don’t get any better!”]

If human stupidity resulting in the death of a majestic animal, followed by human stupidity turning that animal’s death into an obnoxious joke isn’t a perfect analogy for what happened this year, I don’t know what is.

RIP Brian Dunkleman.

I have her intensity when eating any cheese....

So Kinja is doing the dumb star-stealing thing again, but you legit made me snort.

Now I want a cheese ball. Dammit.

Every child deserves a Death Star.

Ooooh, that’s good to know re. The Handmaiden. I loved the book Fingersmith and will watch anything related to it.

Between the basis of the story and this picture I’m wondering if anyone has done a coffeetable book of presidential pets??

I laugh at this because I have a bag of holiday-themed peanut butter cups next to the lappy right now. And a pile of wrappers on the other side.

If you want to do a fantasy with a majority-POC cast, I wouldn’t base the fantasy world on European folklore (knights, dragons, etc.), I would use an entirely different culture’s myths.

She didn’t. She was trying to close and clinch, but Holm (HOLM, motherfuckers, not HOLMES) has much better footwork and outfighting skills than anyone she ever faced.

Statue of limitations are not at all unique to rape charges. They exist for just about every crime other than murder. The reason we hear about statute of limitations more often in rape cases is also the reason I agree with you that these restrictions should be lifted: the unique trauma of rape often prevents victims…

I bought my son a wheel of mild cheddar. It arrived the 22nd. The container is now sitting sadly on the counter. He consumed over 5 pounds of cheese! What is cracking me up is he is probably going to order another wheel of cheese.

You doing cheese training:

Her focus is so on point right now- and that is making some of the “fans” less than happy. Of course, those were the same people that ran their mouths about her side projects, talked up Cupcake Tate like she was the second coming (and oh, so purty) and basically trashed every one else.

Full disclosure, it’s very Korean, and it’s def. a big-budget movie. So don’t go in expecting something like Park Chan-Wook, who’s more of an artist. But you can tell that it was done by people who are very good at their jobs. And it’s legit heart-wrenching. I’d put it in the same league as like Life Is Beautiful or…