I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

Suck it up!!! unless your person wins, at which point we’re going to demand his birth certificate and blockade anything and everything that he ever proposes, even if it directly affects us negatively....and after 8 years of that, howl that he got nothing done, and let’s repeal the few things he has managed to ram…

If you recall, however, everyone considered the assassination of Franz Ferdinand to be a regional issue u til it was not.

This has been my mantra as of late. Conservatives prey on our liberal compassion, empathy and circle like vultures around our decency. I am of the opinion fuck them all. I am done being decent to false news conspiracy theorists, fascist, neoconservative mother fuckers that should just get STOMPED.

lol the fake ones

(un)popular opinion: Tiffany & Co. sucks. One word: BASIC.

Forced, coercive sentimentality. As a satanist, the idea of having any funerary rites over anything that was at any time a part of my body is offensive to my deeply held religious views.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Counterpoint: “Fuck your Couch” becomes that much better when you’re dealing with this family.

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.

Oh Anna, as if facts or science ever made a difference to the GOP.

Try as I might, there is no stopping the renewed flare of rage I feel at them with each new Orange-related revelation. It is very, very hard not to hate them for all they’ve chosen to put the rest of us through. Most of all, I want them to never, ever trust their own judgment the rest of their lives- they need to…

Our country has elected a Manchurian candidate.

You mean...go Galt?

Remember when Bravo showed opera and ballet and jazz concerts and Shakespeare?

Personal life lesson for 2016- believe no poll. Five thirty eight blog you cut me the deepest.

Unlike, say, Steven Tyler? Iggy Pop? Keith Richards?

At a bar in Newport Beach. Roethlisberger (I don’t know or care if that’s spelled right) comes in with 3 dudes. They sit, order drinks, and are sure to inform the server who he is and ask whether they have to pay for them. They survey the room and settle on what they consider to be the most attractive girls. Ben asks…

This one time, Jimmy Fallon was on TV.