Jesus Christ. One tiny upshot to this whole national embarrassment is that I now know, without a doubt, that I am not nearly as socially awkward and embarrassing as I thought I was.

All of this! I live in Ohio, am a liberal in a very red county. Ohio went for Trump, but at least 2.4 million of us voted for Clinton. I’m tired of people on Twitter and Facebook telling me to shut up because I’m from a red state.

She didn’t reach out to me when my dog died, and she knew how much I loved my dog.

If Warren is looking to run in 2020, we should probably start tearing her down now. I’ll start: Elizabeth Warren isn’t my dream candidate. She is very shrill and she doesn’t smile enough.

I’d expand that to include other things 45 doesn’t understand: stairs, handshakes, polite phone calls with foreign leaders, the proper use of a tie-pin versus scotch tape....

The part of you wondering that is savvy and wise.

Mandel is a weasel-faced dipshit who would support puppy beheadings if his GOP overlords put it on their platform. He’s a disgusting piece of shit, and I look forward to campaigning for Sherrod.

Civil forfeiture - this is where it’d be nice if the actual Libertarian party spoke up. Instead of, you know, only turning up every four years. This sort of thing seems to be in their wheel-house, but I’ve heard nary a peep from them since the election.

I always enjoy the assholes who park between the chairs....or the ones that put “free chair” signs out.

Here in Ohio, they publish the scorecards and cost/student metrics all the time - we get flyers in the mail at least once a year. Our local public school spends a certain amount on each student and has a grade of A-. ALL of the comparable charter schools spend more per student (some upwards of $2K more per kid) and…

I heard it was between Emma Stone and Tibetan ancient mystic Tilda Swinton.

SO SHRILL. Ugh.

They just want those good-payin’ coal mine jobs back!!!1!

Latinos don’t like people parking in front of their houses? Huh. They have that in common with Western Pennsylvanians, then - Western PA folk have perfected the art of placing a lawn chair in the street to “reserve” their spot.

There are no black models, though. Just like there aren’t any Japanese actresses. That’s why ScarJo HAD to play Major in the new “Ghost in the Shell.” /s

Well, then it’s a good thing that our coal mines are gonna open any day now.....any day.

25% for even terrible service, as much as 50% for exceptional service. I was a waitress at a swanky country club in college, and I’ve seen the worst of humanity because of it.

But emails tho.

I know! But until then, I guess it’s just blood atonement and vengeance, I guess.

Ha, no. I’m from the middle of nowhere, Pennsylvania. There were no people of color there, so the only opportunity for prejudice was if the defendant was from a rival high school or something.