You gotta go down to HR and knock on the door and yell “CAAARRRROOOLLLLL!”

Oh god, I still worry about the kids (grown folk now) who were on “True Life: I Live in Poverty.”

My dad has a cabin one county over in Tioga. He’s got a lot of thoughts about Black People (TM).

Current Ohioian, former Western Pennsylvanian. Can confirm. I have a white supremacist living behind me now. Back in PA, we just stayed out of Potter County with their militia.

I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.

I like to believe that a more diverse ad agency will spew out something better than the Charmin bears nonsense. Why are the bears naked, but the boy bear talks to his buddies about going a second day with underwear he clearly doesn’t wear? Why does the mother bear worry about skids in these alleged underwear? Why…

Probably is paid like shit, and then gets bitched at when she (and her teacher friends) try to collective bargain for better pay.

Man, if “USA Hooray” is backing Hillary, then she has a real shot with my cranky father-in-law.

Kinda rude to buttered noddles though, especially if they are homemade.

Yeah, if Julianne had a history of nuanced understanding about race, I might buy her “that’s not what I meant” clarification. However, when it’s 2016 (or 2015, whenever she dressed up for Halloween) and girl is doing blackface, she doesn’t get the benefit of my doubt.

I came here for this gif and I was sorely disappointed to not find it.

Now that you mention it, this entire collection could be brought to the next level by a kicky gold belt.

Instead of meals, eat snacks. Twelve almonds a day, one every hour or so, and then spend the other twelve hours sleeping to take your mind off the gnawing hunger in your gut.

...bet he was a nightmare when she suddenly died.

My roommate used to cut her toenails on my bed, which meant that I had to inspect my pillowcase and comforter for her janky fucking yellowed toe-crumbs.

Succinct, yet conveys tons of feelings. A+ comment.

I cannot stand Jimmy Fallon. I hated him on SNL, when everyone thought he was hilarious but he did nothing but giggle at his own lines. I hate that my Facebook feed is carpet-bombed with clips from his show. I wonder how in the hell this asshole got the Roots to be the house band.

They did the same at the show I went to. Fucking line was stuck in my head for days.

Yeah, I saw Bud Dwyer’s suicide too. It was particularly scarring, especially the zoom-in right after.

My dad finally got a cell phone and wanted help deleting texts. He tried to have me walk him through it but he wasn’t understanding the instructions, so he handed it to me and told me to delete everything....including the gross sexts from his new girlfriend.