As an accountant, at my last job I was privy to people’s salaries. It’s all well and good to say “salary is commiserate to experience” and such, but when you plan out the annual budget and almost every woman is making less than her male counterparts in every role....

Followed by a hearty dose of “I would never let my husband hit me....”

Speak for yourself, Kara. When I visited Germany, I always took selfies with the local children. I showed a little boy in Munich his reflection in my iPhone - poor lil guy didn’t even know what he looked like before that moment!

Fun fact: my parents’ dog hated Nancy Grace. When her show was on (or a promo for her show), this scrappy little terrier/lab mutt would bare her teeth and grow at the TV until we changed the channel.

I want a Saturn tattoo! Saturn’s always been my planet, and the Cassini mission has been the gift that keeps on giving. After all the data they got from Enceladus, I’m really really hoping they’ll send another mission there in my lifetime.

2.5 years old AND the Juno mission is about to arrive and start sending back real data about your planet!

It’s just a number, and it’s entirely based on our particular planet’s trips around the sun. If 30 bothers you, then imagine if you lived on Mercury.

But everyone knows that Beyonce is D.B. Cooper. What do you think the “B” stands for?!?

I think his core demographic is either of the “boot-strappin’ it” class or the “no one helped me when I was out of work” class.

Native American Heritage Association. 4-star rating from Charity Navigator for over a decade. Had clothing, food, heating programs, as well as holiday meals and toys for kids at Christmas.

It’s not odd to be relieved. I hate to wish death on people, but it’s a comfort, I think, when someone goes quickly from Alzheimer’s or dementia. Those diseases are brutal - they literally ERASE the person until they are a shell of their former self. I watched a family friend go through it - luckily it was fast moving…

I used to live in Pittsburgh, and I had a run-in with her once at the Mac counter at the Monroeville Mall. She is truly as odious as she appears on TV.

If someone could needlepoint a portrait of Taylor with the legend “cultural black matter,” I’d appreciate it.

Whoa whoa whoa, now. Don’t say that too loud ‘round here. And whatever you do, do NOT call attention to her painful lyrics. You may get jumped.

This probably sounds lame, but I wore bright lipstick for the first time ever last Saturday. It was Urban Decay’s Turn On, and I dunno....I suppose it was the first time I was confident enough to wear something bright. I’m pretty proud of myself!

I was a victim when I went outside the other day without sunscreen and got a burn. It’s the step’s fault that I stubbed my toe. That burrito victimized my intestinal tract.

She made public property ugly and defiled. She should be punished by doing community service to beautify and clean up public property made ugly by others.

Is it sad that when I saw “police” and “violent” and “pool,” I thought of the OTHER police altercation with a black teenager in Ohio?

“Here’s Seventeen Idiots Who Votes for Brexit. Number Eight will Shock You!”

Way to give aggressively mediocre white women a bad name, Fisher.