I find that scrawling in crayon helps really highlight the fact that I’m just some dumb broad who can’t make her own health care decision.

Whelp, my governor just signed a bill to defund Planned Parenthood. One of it’s biggest programs? Healthy Moms, Healthy Babies.

Fellow Ohioan! I cosign all of this. I heartily invite you to write your elected government officials early and often to tell them your displeasure. I just put a letter in the mail to Kasich the other day, asking him for advice on heavy-flow periods. I mean, he’s the expert on womenz bodies, not me.

And as a corollary to your rant, can we get a call-out to the passionate folk who are ALL OVER presidential races but don’t turn up for mid-term elections? You know, the ones who whine about how glad they are to not live in Ohio or Texas or any of the shitty states that are run by a cabal of conservative…

Well he did have that one line about getting Rogaine for his hair, so.

No shame. I loved them too. Come sit in this lonely corner with me and we can sing “Here’s to Tonight” in two-part harmony.

Thirty Helens agree with your assessment here.

Well, wonderful. Just when my husband and I start talking about having a kid, this comes up. I have a wonderful OB/GYN.....who works out of Christ Hospital.

Oh, I know.....I can only imagine the scandals if Twitter existed during Edward the Caresser’s reign (or, better yet, when he was just the heir apparent and Victoria was still in power)....

“Guys, meet the newest member of the Pussy Posse. This is Frank.”

It’s exactly like when Frederick William II was married to Elisabeth Christine of Brunswick-Luneburg but then dumped her and wifed up Fredericka Louisa of Hesse-Damstadt, and Elisabeth Christine went on IG and said “oh hai frederick william - you missing dat buttplay we used to do?” which caused Frederick William to…

Of the Boston Whytes? If so, then YES. You coming to the reunion this year?

Amanduh Hugenkz

“Ro$coe Hor$e$hoe just released a diss track about Khloe Kardashian. East Coast represent!”

Too cuddly sounding. How about Zoe Wolfklaw?

I wiki’ed Blac Chyna and learned that her name is really Angela White. Tyga is Michael Stephenson.

Let’s not wonder too much. Let’s just assume that she got a good-paying job and that her 14 kids are all happy and well-adjusted.

It’s okay.

He’s the secretary at the local chapter of MGTOW.

Don’t go chasing programming....please stick to the slimeballs and the dirtbags you’re used to....