You know, I had completely repressed the memory of Octomom....until now.

The only thing missing is a loud and obvious slurp from a can of PEPSI (the taste of a generation).

He’s a nice inverse of the uncle that makes holidays tense because you know EXACTLY what he is going to say. And what he’s gonna say is some jumble of “Obummer,” “welfare queens,” and “Jade Helm.”

Given that I got grief after HEART SURGERY to return to work as fast as I possibly could, I doubt my company would give me six weeks off to “hone my craft.”

This is very true. Semi-related, can Native Americans be vampires too or do they have to be werewolves?

I prefer Vampire-American, thank you very much.

Only if it was ripped down to the quick and then you forgot and peeled an orange with it. There should be real, tangible suffering here.

The Mother Teresa spin machine is really something. It’s shocking to me that so many people don’t realize what she really was.....I was raised Catholic, but I’d think that some of the criticism would have leaked through the wall of ignorance. It was only when I stumbled across the Christopher Hitchens book that I…

I always thought she was Polish, but Wikipedia says that she was Albanian.

Yeah, dying for several months from the pain of stomach cancer is JUST LIKE Jesus’ passion.

“Mother” Teresa also felt that giving pain medication to people dying from cancer was unnecessary, because she had a pain fetish. Of course, when it came to her own care, no expense was spared to see the best doctors. But them poor brown folk - Jesus just looooooves it when they are suffering.

I can barely work at home with my DOGS, and it’s legal to lock them in their crate when their tits need cooled.

Look for their new show coming this fall, “Ow, My Balls!” Airing after “My 600 Lb Life.”

The Lech Channel

You have to admit though, with the big miters and incense and giant stain glassed gilt cathedrals, it’s not like Catholics are very subtle....

“Hollaback Girl” is pretty sound proof that there is a God, and He hates us.

Also, she had the best “Drunk History.” Drunk Jenny, describing the “pigeon shit horn” and the Big Bang (while mentioning her dog’s penis) was the best.

I think Hans Zimmer would have been appropriate. Either the “Inception” fog horn or the “Interstellar” organ.

Yeah, but that three year old wasn’t born an American, so it really is the kid’s fault. /s

You’ve met her, so many times. Met her and met her....