There’s an element of “Have you noticed that the premise of Back to the Future involves the threat of mother-son incest?” to some of these observations. Yes—that is, intentionally and overtly, the plot of Back to the Future. Just like Billy being a degenerate gambler who learns no lessons, and the women being the…

Woah, this is a bridge too far. White Men Can’t Jump is a cinematic masterpiece. And I feel like you haven’t watched this movie lately - Gloria not only was interested in Jeopardy, she spent all day every day studying so that she could win when she went on the show. And she didn’t get on the show out of pure chance,…

Blister on his hand sounds like the yanking happened before the game amirite

I dont think it’s so much that he wants to be making these calls as it is that he would like to know what is going on while it is happening. He is core to their success, so he does have some right to know what is going on. At least it seems fair that they would let him be in the room sometimes seeing how he’s their…

...and after all that, he could still be required to join a substance abuse program.

INPUT. The key word is INPUT. It seems stupid to ignore him, but hey - if he doesn’t have something regarding “personnel” in his title, he clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Nor is he worth listening to...

Yeah. It is clear for this to work, you need to off the head guy, then slyly mention to the new head coach that it’d be a shame if something happened to him as well. At least that is how it works in movies.

… My pops used to say, it reminded him of be-bop
I said, well daddy don’t you know that things go in cycles
The way that Bobby Brown is just ampin’ like Michael
Its all expected, things are for the looking…

here’s me, feeling bad that a team with a shitty fanbase probably won’t have a chance this to win their eighteenth NBA title this year

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

There is very little I wouldn’t do for 70 million dollars, and this kid wouldn’t play basketball for it.

They are playing him based on the Astros scouting reports, guh. Blame the Astros.

Except Pham had the stats to prove it. This isn’t some weak hitting schlub claiming he could man the outfield for the White Sox in 1994...

You nailed it.

I have the transcript.

There’s nothing shady about this.

Sigh, “It’s pretty stupid to sing this.” 

“This video really was out of innocence

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…