“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

No matter what, this kids will learn to respect the National Anthem and the National Invitation Tournament!

Yeah, that’s why I said it’s what they need to do, not what they’re gonna do.

Jokic giving his cue looks exactly like Nick Gries when people would bust his balls for saying “we have 29 school days left not counting ‘morial day.” I realize that no one knows who Nick Gries is, as it’s someone I went to grade school with. Just know, Nick Gries looked exactly like that when you would bust his balls…

How could they leave out my Terrap-

I honestly think this is a great idea that will be strangled in its crib.

There is a glaring error in this article. I mean, I can’t be bothered to look it up, but there is simply no way the Magic have been to the NBA Finals in the past decade. And supposedly with Dwight Howard leading them there? LOL!

at the end of the year, when the Royals have gone 6869-9493, at least they’ll be able to hold onto this.

They should’ve sued Anthony Settlesoutofcourt instead.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

“Why does a conglomerate like Vista and a store like Dick’s sell both rifles and bike helmets? Because the outdoor industry is strange like that.”

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

You serious? Look at how Pachulia fell. Why didn’t he go down in a heap instead of gingerly? Why did he look down? A frail guard’s leg with very little torque is going to cause a solidly-built behemoth of a man to suddenly fall strategically on Westbrook’s legs?

Why has no one...? Come on Kinja, do i have to do your work for you?

while i see the disparity, and i understand his gripes, asking the ncaa for charity is like asking a tiger to change its stripes.

That’s kinda what I thought. Not only that, but saying shit like that when it’s not the entire reason why he was successful would have defamation/libel/slander lawyers frothing at the mouth.

Take level: Taco Bell mild sauce

No way that Rand Paul could’ve gotten into Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

I will admit it is a struggle to not be salty in the face of autofellating blog posts by Barca fans.

Forget it, Jake