Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

This eats ass.

This is especially effective as a troll job because of who wrote it.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Sorry friendo. I feel for ya. I got no Oriole hate. The teams I truly despise never seem to be awful.

Yeah, I mean those kickers, after a lifetime of dealing with football coaches, have come to expect rational, thoughtful decisions. 

Counterpoint:

You’re making the mistake of thinking that any of us care about WHY the Yankees lost when really all we care about is that they did.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

I mean, this is still a bad look, right? Sure it embarrasses the Lakers, but like, I don’t think players and agents hate the Lakers the way fans and some front offices do. What top flight free agent would want to play for this front office knowing they pull this vindictive shit?

No, they absolutely 100 percent cannot “Chris Bosh him,” because an achilles injury is just a teeny weeny bit different than a life-threatening issue that could literally kill someone while they play basketball. Just a slight difference!

If Foles didn’t want the attention he shouldn’t have worn those skin-tight pants

It's OK Paul, opening up after you’ve been stabbed is perfectly normal.

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

A match against, on paper, one of the strongest teams in the division.

So you’re saying he should brexit the tournament?

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

I love that the American Dream of one day getting rich is the brass ring that keeps most people voting like idiots against their own self-interest. One day they may need the tax break that the 1% get, and may be able to pay for private schools and private healthcare and be able to be “better” than the people that they…

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.