Take with a grain of salt since I was pretty drunk, but I’m pretty sure I saw the Twins use a 5 man infield against the O’s yesterday when they loaded the bases in the bottom of the 10th

Sounds like they need to make a trade with the O’s, since every one of our starting pitchers sure as hell doesn’t mind grooving meatballs down the middle of the plate all game long

Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise as far as the eyes can see

At least we shelled out big bucks to keep Chris Davis around for into his mid 30s!

Classic Tom Ley, always putting spoilers directly into the title

Can I get your connect for acid? I’m tryna see some crazy shit, like diamonds in the sky, pulsating walls, and whatever the fuck you saw to get you to write that drek up there

Yea Elfird Payton isn’t going to China or the G league. He wasn’t worth the 10th pick of the draft, but let’s not act like he’s Trey Burke or some shit

Gotta disagree 100%. He doesn’t fawn over every little thing the athletes do, he points out their mistakes, he goes into the mind of someone in that situation, & he doesn’t speak in bland platitudes nonstop

So you’re saying you would like continuous wrestling activity. Like a sort of total nonstop action, if you will?

In Pollian’s defense, it’s not like he had one of the top 3 QBs of all time & who’s solitary Super Bowl win was against Sexy Rexy

Did you read his comment? Because as much as Man City may want Mahrez, Leicester can probably see some utility in keeping their best player, qualifying for Europe to get that money next year, & then sell Mahrez in the summer. There’s no guarantee that he would have been sold if City came in earlier with an offer,…

From what I understand, while he did fit into a limited group of players who are eligible to negotiate a no trade clause, he chose not to pursue that & instead focus on getting a 5th year. Besides, I feel like if a team hold s a mock ceremony to retire your jersey & compares to both Gandhi & MLK, you probably aren’t…

Thank the lord! I’m having a Super Bowl party on Sunday, and it wouldn’t be the same without my world famous Big ol’ Bowl of Piss

This is even worse, since Scotty Brooks has only 2 plays in his entire arsenal: spread the floor for a 1-5 PnR, or have Beal curl around a pin down screen for a 3. But hey, at least Ernie will cough up ANOTHER FUCKING 1ST ROUND PICK to get a half season rental, before Leosnis says “nice job!” and keeps him around for…

When i went to Ultra someone in the room put on comedy central central before falling asleep on the remote. I was up by myself for 2 hours with nothing but The Ben Show on, so now I have a deep hatre of the man

I have the same problem! Unfortunately I’m not as lucky to be surrounded by people who understand so now *I’m* the asshole and I’ve been banned from my adult kickball league

What do you call all the players who popped amphetamines for years in order to be alert & deal with the grind of the season?

That’s assuming the Democratic leadership can coalesce around a message & stick to instead of tripping dick first into a fax machine and letting the GOP & Trump control the message.

The real fun was when the Jags had their RB run a wheel route out the backfield down the sideline on 1st down. He had his man beat by a couple steps, where an adequate pass is a catch, and anything better than a decent throw is a walk in touchdown. Instead the ball was short and like a dozen steps inside. Good times

+4 years for good behavior