Frankly he doesn’t go far enough. If you dare to even LOOK at another basketball player that night you dishonor the memory of:

He did, but we may still luck into him being a heel with the rebirth of the XFL

Is Aldridge scoring 24 points per 36 minutes or per 36 possessions? Because one of those numbers is pretty good, and the other looks like something I put up when I attempt to play basketball

That’s odd, but so is the Bills GM saying it was a misunderstanding. My guess is he said something, maybe not the n word but just racially charged, since he might get away with saying shit like that with his own teammates. Then again, this is just wild speculation.

So when producing a vaccine, keep in mind that in order to meet demand, production has to start well before it will be needed, so you can build up stocks and make sure it passes all the fun regulatory tests to make sure the shot won’t cause harm. Unfortunately, wild viruses have a shitty tendency to mutate, so for the…

I love how he’s going to paint himself as the good guy and blame the inevitable criticism on the refs, all because he simply said every single one of them should be fired for not letting him punt dudes in the dick all game. Good times

My friend, this is all well and good, but there is one and only one choice to replace Jon Gruden - DMX.

Damn that was a hell of a kush bomb. Speaking of, can I get your weed guy’s number? i’m tryna get to that “marijuana is equivalent to a bombing run during trench warfare” level

Yea, since Rich Rod and Brady Hoke did such a superb job there. And it’s not like Harbaugh turned around a college team AND a pro team that were pure shit before he arrived. Not like, to pick 2 teams at random, like the Stanford Cardinal or the San Francisco 49ers

No, that’s Isaiah Thomas’s head and shoulders, not his back

The Wizards actually exist in a quantum state of how good they are, in that they are simultaneously a very good team and a very shitty team all at once. However, while quantum properties tend to crystallize when the object in question is being observed, the Wizards don’t settle the good/not good duality until they…

Wait, I thought they got more education if they played more games? Otherwise the people who say players don’t deserve to be paid since they get an education would be full of shit

The main difference is that when those franchises worked on bottoming out and lowering payroll they got back young prospects who could potentially help them in 3-7 years when the team would (hopefully) be able to compete again. The Marlins just sold off their best player and some of their other better players and got…

Was the Dez Bryant (non)catch a touchdown? I thought that Sam Shields had made contact with Dez after he got the ball so he would have been down at the 1

I like this neutral post asking a genuine questions, and I look forward to various fan bases calling you a hating prejudiced asshole in the comments

4/10

Just throwing out a tangent to the tangent, Satoransky is NOT the bench problem for the Wizards. He’s way better than than Tim Frazier, who would be a better example of poor bench play given that Kara Lawson is legitimately shocked every time Frazier attempts a shot

can we all just take a moment to laugh at how Mahimi is getting minutes over Jason Smith solely to justify the $64M contract they gave Mahimi? Nothing like intentionally making a piss poor bench even worse by forcing a terrible C to play because the GM fucked up, even by his obscenely low standards

Sorry to be that guy, but the Packer’s CB is Kevin King, not Kenny King

.I know right right! It’s not like Kansas did anything to deserve this like not shaking hands pregame or cheap shotting Mayfield on that drive or anything