That’s a flop if I’ve ever seen one

On the bright side, when the jerseys rip it *should* be pretty easy for the ref to call someone for grabbing

Shit if that’s all it took I’m mad Ernie Grunfeld didn’t trade Mahimi and a 1st round pick in his annual “Oh shit we don’t have a bench and I can’t draft for shit” trade

I’m shocked - SHOCKED - I haven’t seen any comments yet saying “I would drink and smoke before every game too if I played for/watched the Browns”. SMDH people, step your commenting up

1. I think jail is appropriate for something like this

Some may also say it’s pretty cruel and unusual to falsify lab reports to send someone to jail for a few years, after which it will be next to impossible to get a decent paying job since they spent 2 years in jail for a drug sale

I’m just glad that Yuli Gurriel gets his ring without any sort of negative story line behind it 

Pretty messed up that Deadspin - a bastion of liberalism - isn’t bat shaming a pitcher. SMDH, I thought y’all were better than this

So does that mean Kobe knows what Giannis’s ass tastes like? Asking for a friend

It’s crazy that Robert Mueller suspended Ezekiel Elliott for colluding with Russia in order to help the Trump campaign but rules are rules I guess

This is terrible, but in the interest maintaining the integrity of the World Series and it’s ratings, we won’t look at the issue until the 1st 5 games of next season

Obscure blog characters, the #1 sports podcast, really its the same thing IMO

That’s what I said? She keeps trying to get me to eat something called “kale”, but I’m no dummy- that’s just the French word for kill

I know the feeling. We have an excel file to set our schedules for syntheses and testing, and thanks to some truly AMAZING management, it changes at least 5 times a day despite weekly meetings. So now I spend more time at my desk, where I conveniently have chips, candy, and something my girlfriend gave me called…

Don’t make fun of him, I don’t want him leaving until I can get a hold of his weed guy

Senior year of college we won some the B bracket of a frisbee tournament down in Georgia. 6 years later I still have that trophy, because when I’m drinking out of a trophy people treat me with more respect than I actually deserve

Wow, who would have though Rick Pitino would cum after them so quickly?

smdh this is why we need tanking reform

What can I say,with great ALL CAPS comes great responsibility

That’s true, and when I make my burgers at home I salt them. but guess what? 5 guys burgers still taste good! If you wanna be some weirdo who pretends like he can taste where the salt is coming from in a mouthful of burger, buns, and toppings, be my guest. I can’t, so I don’t fret