5 guys costs twice as much but is at least 12 times tastier. Verdict - 5 guys is objectively better. CASE CLOSED!

Buddy,,,,,,,,, if you’re eating just a burger with nothing on it on a bun, then I don’t think you’re legally allowed to critique anyone else’s taste buds

Big talk for a man who prefers below average burgers hyped by scarcity who’s best style is being slathered in so much 1000 island sauce you can’t actually taste the burger. Hope the bible verses on your cups help you see the light #BlessUp

As opposed to In-N-Out, where everyone says the only way to eat their burgers is animal style, where you slather thousand island dressing on top, for an additional charge. I can see how that’s WAY BETTER

I like Chci-Fil-A, but they’re also wildly overrated. It is a good place for food, but people act like they cured cancer, ended global hunger and poverty, and made Godfather 3 never happen. In reality, they have good chicken, portions that never are actually filling, and piss me right the fuck off by being closed on a…

My absolute favorite part of the Maryland-Virginia “hate” is how each side thinks the other side absolutely sucks at driving, but I’m willing to best that BOTH of our states suck at driving. With that said, LEARN TO DRIVE JACKASS

Honestly I’m a little surprised at the amount of replies. As for the name, I thank mimosa brunch and an artisinal cheese shop

1. Mediocre, not good

That was my strategy as well!

Just goes to show you, you should ALWAYS apologize if you accidentally bust a Nutt

So do I, guess I gotta start looking outside of Butchers Hill/ Highlandtown area

Enjoy your lukewarm McDonalds with bible verses on the cups

Lemme guess, you also think that a random hotdog floating in a toilet is better than Ben’s Chili Bowl

What can I say, I’m more than willing to die the best American death possible

Shit you took my strategy!

As a Baltimore resident, I’m proud to say that Maryland and Virginia FINALLY agree on something

Where do you live that a $10 meal is a 2nd mortgage, I would like to move there

See you then I guess?

Except - and this is crucial to me - I can afford both without adjusting my monthly budget, so I’m going to choose the superior tasting food

Implying In-N-Out isn’t a decidedly mediocre burger joint that people hype up because it’s only sold in 2 states >>>>>>>>