Then we both die the most American deaths possible

Wait I can get paid to be wrong?!?!?!?! Fuck, I’ve been doing it for free all this time!

I spend hours a day on twitter and this comment is worse than anything I’ve read on that heap of trash

Buddy,,,, it gets better - they added milkshakes, so now I achieve peak uselessness after lunch there

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

To be fair, this did prove her points - don’t send strippers compromising videos of yourself, and if you do, then either pay the blackmail or get out in front of the story

If you have the chance to use a sweet play that should easily score in a high leverage situation when you desperately need to score from 2 yards out, near the end of a boring ass game in week 5 if definitely the time to do it

I 100% agree with you, and I will admit I don’t know the exact wording of the rules. However, if the refs did make a mistake, I might understand where they’re coming from since this doesn’t happen all that often. Then again, I’m only saying this since the Packers ended up winning anyway

Oh yea. I now apply for every open GM position in the league, where the entirety of my resume is “I’m not dumb enough to trade up for a kicker or punter in the 7th round, much less the 2nd”

Just a heads up, Aguayo was a 2nd round pick, not a 1st rounder (shoutout to Seabass in Oakland). Still, trading up in the 2nd round for a kicker deserves a lot of ridicule.

I know you’re upset that Pardon My Take dwarfs your viewership but you really need to calm down on the hate for PFT and Big Cat. They don’t hew to the general vibe of Barstool, and the podcast is hilarious. If you wanna shit on Barstool that’s fine, but I really don’t get why you don’t like PMT, or why you seem to…

Yea that’s a common thing on Deadspin

I look at it the same way. Love the show, I think they’re both good but PFT is better, and it’s seems to be set up more as a big cat show than PFT. I’m gunning for Hank’s job though

I love PFTCommenter an unhealthy amount, but referring to Big Cat as just a sidekick seems like a petty attack for no reason, especially since Pardon My Take is far and away the best part of Barstool and the best sports podcast IMO

So you’re saying he’s safe as long as LSU can’t find that sort of money? Because if so he better thank Bobby Jindal for driving the state into insolvency and nearly bankrupting LSU in the process

Looks like he literally described why it’s a penalty. Any particular reason that’s unacceptable to ya?

Yea, there are similar rules to protect a ballcarrier who’s been s rapped up and has had forward progress stopped. You also can’t lead with the he cannot crown of your helmet

Sounds like something a huge dick would say

Unrelated but damn you have an awesome name

An outfielder will be on the field for over 4,000 outs over the course of the season. A lineman who never misses a snap will be on the field for maybe 1,000. Also, a catch is a catch, there’s no need to interpret it, and baseball has advanced stats to remove the effects of fielding to give an ERA assuming league…