The lineman could be on the hook for the RBs mistake though. If someone up front lets through a blitzer after feinting at him only the have the RB release too early or think he’s blocking someone/somewhere else then watching the tape will make you think the lineman messed up

I’m BeInG sUpEr OrIgInAl AnD mAkInG a JoKe AbOuT aDrIaN pEtErSoN bEaTiNg HiS kID gIbBe StArS

Besides the video coming out, what would you expect? If a gun goes off and people are trying to run away, its within the realm of possibility that people aren’t going to hang around and video every police action. But hey, it’s always easier to ignore racism and demand more and more proof

Anyone wanna take bets on how long it’ll take Albert Breer to demand evidence or else he’ll think it’s a lie? I got 2 hours

Thanks doc. Can you check my prescriptions to make sure my doctor didn’t mess up since you’re apparently that good?

Yea, its almost like you’re an ass with no leg to stand on in your crusade. But hey, keep fucking that chicken Bob

That’s odd, seems like she had it prescribed and was using it before it was put on the banned list

How is it cheating when it wasn’t against the rules? You sure as shit aren’t getting mad at players for using protein powder they don’t need for medical purposes, but using meldonium when it was legal wasn’t kosher?

The thing is, Sharapova got banned because she was taking a substance that used to be legal but was then switched to be illegal. At the time of her victories, meldonium was legal, and AFAIK there are no tests to show how long it stays in your body while testing testing hot. 

I had several texts in my drafts to send to friends and my dad basically saying “Holy shit Bundy is dealing tonight!” that I did not send until after the game since I didn’t want to jinx him and turn him back into a regular O’s pitcher. Also, this team makes me drink far more than a baseball team should, since we…

Just out of curiosity, do you really think the supermarket is going to sell any of those items whenever it opens back up? And moving from basic economics to simple humanity, are you aware some people don’t have enough money to stock up and/or evacuate whenever there is a (potential) weather emergency? Or that since…

Haha yea, just like the last time the Packers screwed themselves by giving Rodgers a huge extension, opening the door for the Bears to win *checks notes* just above 1/3 of their games!

lol chop tackle. Dude was trying to tackle, slipped, and still took him down. If he misses the tackle we’re going on about how OBJ schooled him and the DB gets cut

Dammnit I demand Christie and the Mooch during the Drive at 5!

Yea its part of the reason why I was quite happy to move out

As someone who grew up in Carroll County that quote seems too kind to come from a true resident of those wonderful place. I had to move back there for a little after college and the best bar scene was at a fucking deli. I literally had a stranger walk over and, unprompted, say “sure are a lot of darkies here but at…

I can only imagine if ol’ Billy boy got to do this preview. We could have read an entire article fixating on nothing but Barcelona and Real Madrid!

I think the phrasing was a colorful way of calling him adequate- I only remember because a coworker asked me while I started sobbing at my desk

I may disagree with Burenko on a lot of things (such as calling Trey Burke a serviceable backup PG for the wizards instead of an affront to humanity), but I will fucking fight anyone who slanders cumin. That are garlic and in pretty much everything I eat, and people like my cooking despite my abrasive personality and…

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned but it was Jim Joyce