Allen thinking Spencer was Bobby is kinda hilarious. I spent a smooth 5 minute laughing at this.

Exactly! I keep seeing this and just about sums it up: I guess I’m not the reader they want.

Aww, it’s OK. Come here.

I want to make a remark that of course the men of the Night’s Watch would occasionally partake of a dairy based frozen confection treat every now and again, noting that their vows do not require them to abstain from Oreo Blizzards.

“have mercy”

I’m really considering flagging this as harassment.

The transition between the Charlie Sheen piece and the John Stamos interview made think that In Touch interviewed John Stamos about Charlie Sheen. And then the dating question made me go “whaaaat Uncle Jesse and Uncle Charlie dated?”

She’s just like “bitch imma just wrap my shit up in the American flag den. U mad?” EPIC EPIC EPIC shade. I fucking LOVE it.

me when u try to pop off

Both of these ladies are giving me life this morning.

This patriotic hijab wearing woman is the boss and with everything in the news making me sad and angry, her bad-assery is like a soothing balm.

I wish to be this lady’s friend. She kicks ass and will not brook nonsense, but also knows how to party hard.

Hey guys. So imma put this here even though I’ll likely have a post about it soon: yes, I will be leaving Gawker Media. It’s been a fun run, but it was going to end sometime.

The fuck is this? I love this one. I come to Kinja to feed all the disparate parts of my brain in one fell swoop, and not least of all Kitchenette... And the dog camping moto guy. I wish he was my uncle.

Agree.

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

i also really like The Vane, it’s the only site where i’ve ever wanted to read about.... weather.

http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accoun…


THIS SOME BULLSHIT. Trout tell us it ain’t so