Love her! Read and listen to her books on a never ending loop, seriously. Thank you, Ms. Butler!

I heart her. Real bad.

Oklahoma’s state things are fly as hell. Chicken fried steak-awesome. Fried okra-awesomer. Scissor tailed fly catcher-the awesomest.

Truth.

My boss won’t say vagina. Obviously, I slip it into my conversations with her wherever possible, and we work with flowers, so it’s like all the time.

The triple punch of Millihelen, Kitchentte and The Vane is brutal. Why?!?

I love that man that writes The Vane, too. NOOOOOOOO!

Educating Rita gives me life!

yeah, mine always just droops the minute the suitcases come out. doge is rooting for you too, though. always remember that. you’ve certainly proved you are up to a challenge. you’ll nail it!

I wanted to find a yoko ono tweet about the grand canyon, but there wasn’t one (on the first google page), so here’s my best:

I feel like that’s why she’s laughing, like find me now, mofos. HAHA, she’s delightful in a my grandma sort of way!

I couldn’t point out the border between the fabric and her skin if I tried!

I love how pleased with herself she looks. Get it, Bessy!

So, you’re totally dressing up in the Scream mask and staring at them through their windows tomorrow, right?

Me, entering every social engagement ever.

Guns don’t kill people. Spiders kill people.

Yes, perfect! rock that red lip, lady!

Doing the lord’s work!