Yeah, I have a bloodhound. JEEZUS!

Thank you! Honestly, the people who made my days hard were the bystanders. I’m looking at you, all the “gentlemen” who thought it was appropriate to shout out “Man, you’re really going places!” while I was risking a broken ankle running down cobblestone streets with an armload of hydrangeas and toolbox full of…

My brain is breaking just trying to conjure it. I admire your go-get-it-ness, but gonna have to go with team cat on this one.

Just a straight up fly girl. Luckily, the thrift shop gods smiled on me! Regardless, I’m sure all she’ll remember is how hard you worked to make her night awesome! Go, mama!

Wow, your husband is definitely a keeper!

Yay, congrats to you both! And let me be a testament to the vendors, we love being a part of your special day, even when we wouldn’t voluntarily attend! All my brides were so sweet and appreciative. It really helped me deal with the exhaustion and sweatiness!

Just be super sarcastic and sassy all night and you have the best of both worlds!

God help me, I do. HATE weddings, but super enjoy creating them. What can I say? I love a theme party!

As a sister, I approve this message!

Yasss! And, I feel like D. Trump would hate that, so you should totally do it!

It is, and draining, and rewarding, and all the things! If you rock a bikini in October, praise be, but I vote for Kelly! Either costume would make for a great attitude to embody for the night. NO James Franco hookups though! JK, do what you want.

Personally, I prefer that a current BF didn’t erase someone from their past, providing that person wasn’t abusive or otherwise unworthy. These people made us who we are today. I keep their pictures up because of that, but do what feels right to you. The fact you are concerned means you care, so whatever you choose…

Do what you think is best. You seem sensitive to your ex’s feelings, which is great. But, unless they specifically ask you to take them down, totally your decision.

So handsome! He/She has big shoes to fill, but looks up for the job!

Had to look that one up, but it looks great! In a pinch, I bet you could tie-dye some white tights.

Bless you. That’s fantastic!

I have studied and am prepared! Yours sounds great too. Am jealous of all the sound bites you’ll be able to work into conversation.

I am the Maleficent at all the showers I’m invited to, if you need back up.

Oooh, homemade horns sound fun! Would just wear those around for like a month!