Why not add an antique lace collar to your plain sweatshirt?

I’m reading this as I scarf down jalapeño-flavored potato chips. I'm wearing sweatpants, a sweatshirt, and socks that used to be white four years ago. I'm not living romantically, am I?

I will never understand why Serial didn’t devote an episode to breakup violence. They did a good job of showing why the prosecution’s story of Adnan’s motivation, which relied heavily on his religion, was bogus. But the fact of the matter is, men killing women who have ended their relationship is something that…

“This thing that medium sized churches do on a regular basis is too difficult. But I can totes run the entire country.”

I have to say - the not being able to figure out how to make pancakes for 800 people might be the most telling statement for Rubio and his ability to manage anything. I want to be President (manage) the entire US, but I can’t figure out, nor can I hire people who can figure out, how to cater an event. Go me! Like no…

Rubio can’t figure out how to organize pancakes, but he thinks he can organize the economy, foreign policy, etc? Say what you will about Clinton and Sanders, there would be pancakes.

One step. BUT THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF. As a professional dancer myself, NO ONE WANTS TO PAY YOU. It’s so frustrating especially bc sports players make millions. Cheerleading and dance are a SPORT and actually have just as many injuries (if not more) than football. UGHHHHHHH-who has an ativan?

I can do this for him. Donkey sauce me, daddy. Take me to flavor town.

i'll allow it so long as you incorporate "donkey sauce" in a way that does not disappoint.

Should have forgone the remodel and spent the 12 k on sex with someone that knows how to pretend places are diners.

This is going to be my new fighting tactic. “Fuck you! I like your pants!”

14th Nigga it’s called creativity #youshouldtryitsomeday

Damn, that’s a sick burn. Makes me love her.

this is a case of what i like to call the “Mad Men Excuse.” in short, you base a film or tv show around a perspective, group, and/or industry during a period in time in which said perspective, group and/or industry is predominately white and then give that setting as the reason your film or tv show must be…

Bitches gets shit done.

“Clapping time? Okay. *clapclapclap*” Love.

Trust me, we’ve seen and heard far worse from musicians and actors trying to get signed.