I’m more like “how ‘bout get your own house, about 4-5 blocks away.”

Wow. You make all parents sound like insufferable twats.

Thank you, BCO, for I have found my life’s purpose: to be like that couple in the coffee shop.

As they drive off, I can hear the guy singing, “You gotta move on, doot doot doo doo doo doo. You gotta move on.”

I don’t care if the Holly Jameson story is true or not, because I LOVEHATE HER for putting this in my head for the rest of the day:

Yes, that girl and her crazy husband/boyfriend/partner-in-crime are my new heroes. I am already imagining their crazy adventures, her menacingly staring down the evils of the world while her companion does donuts in his truck while singing awful disco.

Holly’s entire rendition of that crazy story was hilarious but this

Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.

Yeah, like... for what? A few grand to make nightclub appearances*? Constantly trading on the name of a guy you used to date? Desperately searching for the next dude to prop you up?

i’m sorry that the political climate of myanmar and the misogyny of the world have made travelling difficult for you. it sounds super rough.

Bobby,

That was Benazir Bhutto, and I wouldn’t call either of them “girl leader”(s). They are/were powerful women challenging the right-wing/military of their governments for the cause of social justice and democracy.

That’s National Treasure Julie Walters to you.

What a coincidence! I get my barista to write “solstice greetings” on mine!

She holds a special place in my heart as Mrs. Wilkinson.

I’d pitch in to have in monogrammed.

I know what to get you for Christmas.

I NEVER drink out of a cup that has less than four pictures of Jesus on it.

“She pointed out how the change ‘has to start with regular pay, not just for movie stars, but regular pay for the regular woman in the regular job.’”